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stomach lasagna

The contents of a person's stomach after eating literal shit (the mince) from someone's asshole (See Human Centipede) and then swallowing a load of cum (the bechamel sauce), followed again by eating shit and then swallowing more cum. At least 3 layers are needed for it to be considered a proper "Stomach Lasagna"
"Oh dude, Jedd ate so much ass last night in between sucking all the dick he must have had a solid 5-layer Stomach Lasagna"
by The PassiveFist August 12, 2018
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Devil’s Lasagna

The informal term for female genitalia, a.k.a. Pussy.
Damn I heard Joe just got a taste of the Devil’s Lasagna!
by Sir_TesticlesLXIX March 20, 2020
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sexual lasagna

When someone slaps a wet noodle on your cheesy ass
Me and my Facebook homeboy are gonna come over make you into sexual lasagna.
by Harbor Tunnelcunt September 16, 2016
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The Infinite Lasagna Theory

The Infinite Lasagna Theory states that everything in the universe correlates to a layer of lasagna in an infinite lasagna, everything can relate to anything even if it takes 10000 layers of lasagna to get there. Each layer of lasagna going up is a relation of some sort. The lasagna is ever-expanding as well, as time moves onward technology develops thus allowing for more layers of the lasagna to be added, thus making it in theory infinite. There is an infinite number of branches branching off each layer as well. An infinite number of branches of lasagna for an infinite number of layers in the main lasagna.
"Did you hear about The Infinite Lasagna Theory?"
"No, tell me about it!"
by MonkeyMan46 November 5, 2020
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Baby lasagna

Baby lasagna is the saggy and wrinkly skin on a woman's belly after she gives birth to a child. It looks as though you are looking at a slice of lasagna from the side.
Tara is a m.i.l.f. but after I got her in the sack I noticed she had some nasty baby lasagna.
by Brando Pacino July 22, 2011
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Punched Lasagne

That is one ugly punched lasagne
by Alistair Holder January 25, 2017
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LASARP

when an overachieving student indulges in tasty treats with a teacher while performing anal sex.
Ashley and Matthew LASARPed with a cookie pie.
by jane mass March 21, 2009
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