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Knifehand

Serves as a hand signal and way of pointing at things. A knifehand is done by fully extending and adjoining the thumb and fingers. If somebody points a knifehand in your direction, you're about to have a really bad day. It is also a strike in mcmap
Example 1: Even Chuck Norris fears the knifehand!

Example 2: Holy shit, the T-1000 just knifehanded John conner's foster parent in the face!
by Kreator89 February 7, 2010
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swiss-army knife syndrome

1. The need to be overly prepared at all times.

2. The condition of needing to be equiped with the most possible tools for the maximum number of undefined situations. This condition becomes dangerous when one suffers anxiety/panic when one does not possess the appropriate tool in a situation or must carry certain tools in fear of certain situations. See neurosis

3. Also attributed to objects or persons that have a superflous amount of functions but that are not overly good at any of them.

*Tools need not be material they may be personality attributes as well.
1. Mary Poppins must suffer from swiss-army knife syndrome; look at her handbag!

3. Inspector Gadget - the ultimate in the dysfunctional swiss-army knife syndrom personalities.
by Iddiiwltwigt November 30, 2004
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Spook Knife

A broken glass bottle, used for stabbing someone.

A term used by angry circle jerks who just wanna fuck shit up.
Man that bouncer was a cock, trying to charge me $100 to get into the club... "smashes bottle" im going to spook knife that motherfucker..
by white knight1 November 9, 2010
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Nigger Knife

A reference to a piece of broken glass used to cut or stab somone with.
Bill was at the bar last night and got stabbed with a nigger knife.
by MrBoneCrusher February 22, 2008
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Knife in the anus

A term that can be used not only instead of the term 'pain in the ass' but also to produce much more vivid imagery than pain in the ass.

by simply visualising a knife in an anus, a person would tend to administer a feeling of distaste, thus rendering this term useful
A: How did you get fined man?
B: I had my feet on the seats of the train and got fined $175 by some shitty cops.

A: Now that's a knife in the anus.
by krasbot2 July 12, 2010
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Knobedge

the (knowledge) of all things (knob) related.
Junior: Hey, Chris seems to talk a lot about (knobs) lately.

Mike: Yeah, he certainly has a lot of knobedge.
by MikeBus September 3, 2010
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bread knife

rythming slang for wife
the bread knife gave me an evil stare last night after I asked could I search her box. She thought I asked could I do her stick my cock in her ass...she nearly stabbed me

ps thats is what I meant though
by AGnumbnuts November 24, 2011
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