Knife carrying city fans

Manchester City has many supporters who indulge in terrorism at football matches.

If their players do badly some city fans carry a knife and attack supporters of the opposition and nothing gets done by Police.

Man 1: "It's the derby match r kid Man United vs Man City or Citeh as those knife carrying city fans call it"

Man 2: "Yeah mate, United better play poorly unless the city fans go kidnap the United players family and hold them hostage the terrorist scum"

Man 3: "Football is fixed anyway!"

Man 1 and Man 2 revert back to their caveman days and throw their faeces at Man 3 .

by FessSquad June 1, 2022

Douchebag Knievel

A person who participates in extreme acts of douchebaggery.

Named after Evel Knievel known for his estreme stunts and general disregard for gravity.

"That guy's dog just shit in my yard and he just left it!"
"Damn. He's obviously a Douchebag Knievel"

by dudeguybroman February 3, 2012

The Human Kite

The Superhero Alter-ego of Kyle Brovloski who can fly and shoot lasers with his eyes. A member of Coon and Friends. A parody of Superman.

Here's an exosuit for the day The Human Kite betrays me. - The Coon

by MDawg1491 June 29, 2023

1080 Laderstall fakie claymore quadheadshot double throwing knife FTW

in S&D you can win the game and go nuts when you do this because its the shit

Ohh my god, you got a 1080 Laderstall fakie claymore quadheadshot double throwing knife FTW

by alskdjflaksjfd November 7, 2012

kite

Correspondence received while incarcerated.

My cuz sent me a kite...told me to hold it down while I' m doin' my bid.

by cristo September 24, 2003

kiteboarding

Kiteboarding, also known to kiteboarder's as kitesurfing. It involves using a large kite that gives traction and lift, (and these days has 4 or five lines) using a wake type or surf type board with bindings (foot straps) to hold your feet in place. By using the kite's power and holding down the power of the kite using your feet, you can pull off massive airs 30 foot+. The kites normally have a way of storing air inside them incase the kite were to land on the water it wouldn't sink.The boards usually range from 100cm in length to over 180cm.

I'm going kiteboarding tomorrow in the lake.

by sym170 May 18, 2006

Mexican Kite

A bee on a string.

Jorge could not afford a kite for school so he tied a bee to a string and made a Mexican Kite.

by miskatlee April 4, 2009