sweater kittens

An alternative name for the breasts.

Hey, lemme see dem sweater kittens!

by Michael June 19, 2006

totally kittens

Like totes my goats, but for girls. It means totally, of course, I agree, sure, me too, you get the idea.

Girl 1: We're going out tonight.
Girl 2: Totally kittens.

Girl 1: That guy is so hot. I wanna get with that.
Girl 2: Totally fucking kittens.

by vavavaval April 15, 2009

kittens

Kittens can mean almost anything from cat babies....to grams of marijuana. Some people may consider their reptiles 'kittens'. Others, may even call lint or dust particles 'kittens'.

Ex #1: Noname: "Awww, look at those adorable little kittens. Is that the cat that gave birth to them?"

Ex #2: Noname: "Hey you lookin for some trees, how much?"
Tanya: "Yeah, at least three kittens or so."

Ex #3: Noname: "Oh My Goodness, is your snake mean"
Tanya: "No, my kitten is actually quite a sweetie."

Ex #4: Tanya: "Jesus Suzie.. Thats one huge-ass fricken kitten clung to your shirt. Did you even notice it?"

by PurpleTanya October 22, 2007

kittens in my pants

having kittens in your pants means you are going out with protection in case you are "taking one for the team" and hooking up with the hot chicks fat friend so your mate gets the hot chick!

"I'm coming to the club tonight, don't worry I've got kittens in my pants"

by Sl!m December 30, 2008

Kitteringham

Kitteringham is a type of ham that makes a kitter sound when you throw it against a wall. a tradition practised by Californians.
The last name originated from a long line of butchers who specially made "Kittering Hams," thus creating the Kitteringham family.
The nickname "Kitteringham" may also refer to a large bunch of crazy people who are somewhat wanna-be gangsters, but not quite.

Kittering Hams tastes gross, man!

Oh, look, it's a bunch of Kitteringhams. We should totally

avoid them, man!

by Peeko Yin July 14, 2011

Future Kittens

Future Kittens are kittens that haven't been born yet. However, they're still adorable.

They are generaly described as little floating balls of fuzz with ears and whiskers. They float around in the infinite abys of not being born yet until they are ready to be loved.

"Future kittens, future kittens. Haven't been born yet but their still adorable."

"mew mew mew... maaooo"

"Tyler Durden is a future kitten!"

by Stroppy43858345834 June 1, 2009

delicious kittens

The act of transforming roadkill into a meal.

Man, I hit a hedgehog on the way back to school...delicious kittens for dinner tonight.

by skuba March 12, 2003