Justus

Reallllllllly Fucking hot guy sticks
His dick into anything with holes

Justus get away from that girl you know what you’re gonna do!

by Nuggetor June 17, 2019

Justuss

A crazy person who does things that no one else would do.

wow, only a justuss would do that.

by nitashassssssssss June 22, 2011

jew jitsu

A jewish martial art.

A thug tried to steal the jewish mans jew gold but ended getting knocked the fuck out by the heebs jew jitsu moves.

by jew jitsu master March 30, 2010

Kung Jitsu

(1) Any mixed martial art.

(2) Any martial art whose name you can't remember.

PETER: Poindexter beat up Leroy?

BOBBY: Yeah, he used some kind of Kung Jitsu stuff on him!

by Bruce Lee Majors July 23, 2006

Junsung Kim

idot

Junsung Kim is an idot

by okidontknow69 April 30, 2019

[poo-jitsu]

The hand-locks employed on the wayward or kicking legs of a toddler when changing a nappy/diaper.

"Look out!! He's kicking!! He could kick that poo!! Quick! Subdue him with poo-jitsu!!"

by burning log July 27, 2009

Screw-jitsu

Using submission techniques on your partner during sex. Screw-jitsu is frequently employed to facilitate unhindered getaway after sex, to spice things up, or just for practicing techniques.

Brian: Where's your wife?

Scott: Sleeping upstairs.

Brian: During your party?

Scott: She was giving me birthday head and I put her in a triangle. Maybe I should have let up before she went out. She didn't tap out...

Brian: Well she should know the rules of screw-jitsu by now.

by dr. dave js October 7, 2011