by Christina Grandberry May 13, 2005
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(n.) a girl who used to be obsessed with you, but somehow you(either by ignoring her, telling her off, fucking her friend, etc.) got her to "jump off" your dick. Usually happens when you realize she has a disease, she's crazy, or super ugly.
(n.) a girl who used to be obsessed with you, but somehow you(either by ignoring her, telling her off, fucking her friend, etc.) got her to "jump off" your dick. Usually happens when you realize she has a disease, she's crazy, or super ugly.
Sean: Yo, I saw your girl Emily the other day.
Mark: She's not my girl, she's just a jumpoff of mine.
Mark: She's not my girl, she's just a jumpoff of mine.
by Azzurri09 July 26, 2009
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Yo, yo, yo, mah niggaz! W'zzzzzzzaaaaaaaap?!
F'shizzle m'nizzle. Zit down and have yourzelf a nize cool one!
Oh, shut up you guys, you're not even black. Why don't you two go jumpoff a tall building.
F'shizzle m'nizzle. Zit down and have yourzelf a nize cool one!
Oh, shut up you guys, you're not even black. Why don't you two go jumpoff a tall building.
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