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Jargon Jocker

A person who steals and uses phrases made up by, or frequently said by someone else, or another group of people.
Rob: Yo you heard that new Lil' Wayne joint yet?

Freddy: Word, that shit is wavy!

Rob: Yo, only I say that, stop jockin my jargon.
(Freddy is a jargon jocker)
by Jayy Smooth May 19, 2009
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Ace and Jocelyn

Ace and Jocelyn are two astronauts accountants from outer space. Portrayed by Jake Hurwitz and Amir Blumenfeld, two co-workers at CollegeHumor.

First shown in episode 1 of Ace and Jocleyn.
Ace and Jocelyn, Ace and Jocelyn, from space and Jocelyn astronauts accountants coming to your face, if you love that shit say: Nah Nah Nah Nah Nah Nah-HEY!
mom close the door!

~Theme song
by Capricornkid July 31, 2011
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Jocelyn

The most beautiful amazing girl, you will ever meet. Makes your heart so happy if you get the chance to be with her. She will become your whole world, but watch out one look into her brown eyes and you will fall madly in love. Between her curly hair to the freckles on her face she will make you laugh so hard you almost pee yourself. You will try to make her your future wife because she’s just that amazing.
Person 1: dang Kellie got lucky finding Jocelyn

Person 2: I know she’s so amazing

Person 1: I hope I can find someone even half as amazing as a Jocelyn
by Boo thang September 2, 2018
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Jockey Shit

Talking nonsense, chatting aload of arse to someone and them just staring at you in anger cause you make no sense.
Deb to Craig 'Stop talking jockey shit Craig'

Craig 'Bite my brownbear covered arse im going for a kurnal'
by AGnumbnuts November 9, 2011
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jockulation

You're arms are good, healthy and strong from constant jockulation
by The Creator 2009 February 17, 2009
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Joctournal

Similar to the word, nocturnal, Joctournal is the action of staying up all night due to being turned on by jock straps.
Ex.
Allana: “Hey, Jordan! How’d you sleep?”

Jordan: “Not good, Allana. I stayed up all night thinking of that video you showed me last week about jock straps. I think I’m becoming Joctournal.”

Allana: “Jordan, that’s fucking disgusting!! :)”
by Weebdestroyer July 24, 2018
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Jockroach

Sporty annoying boys that think they’re better and cooler these everyone else
Ugh those jockroaches suck
by Altoidmintz December 11, 2018
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