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Steve Jobs

Douchebag...no way around it, and he knows it.

Founded Apple by robbing another man who did all the work for him (Wozniak). The only reason he is so popular is because of his ultimate salesman persona, that allowed him to captivate and trick 3% of the general PC using public.

What people fail to realize is that the reason 98% of people use PC's is because most people like the idea of generosity, economic flexibility and freedom. Apple is none of these things, and the single BIGGEST Big-Brother company of all time.

Wozniak is the true genius behind Apple, a good man and a humanitarian, and Jobs robbed him. Wozniak himself was so disgusted with Jobs business policies that he gave his millions to a laid-off Apple employee and quit. He has yet to return, and I know he never will.

Bill Gates gives billions to charity. Linus made his platform free. Steve Jobs acts like he's high and fucking mighty because of his supposed 1$ salary. I CALL BULLSHIT ON THAT ONE.

TL:DR- Jobs is the ultimate self-inguldent douchebag of all time, and it is his policies and his policies alone that make Apple what it is. If you like overpriced technology that does less, bullshit customer service that robs you of buckets of money unfairly and want to be a part of the most elitist cult of all time, you have Steve Jobs to thank.
I don't need an example of Steve Jobs, enough has already been said.
by AboveTheIgnorance May 29, 2011
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a steve jobs blowjob

When a girl gives a quick, simple, satisfying blowjob. Like most apple products, the blowjob doesn't consist of any hot tricks, and definitely doesn't come with the girl sucking on your sack.

What a shame, but don't worry a newer "better" version of this bj will be out next month, just UPDATE.
Dude, that girl just gave me a steve jobs blowjob, I don't want that shit ever again
by ricerose January 6, 2011
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Jobst

A Jobst is always a man with an huge amount of honnor. He is smart and always outplaying Woomys. He is the best looking guy in his school. And has a dick that is bigger than 30 centimeters
Someone outplaying you: You're such a Jobst
by Max Meier February 1, 2020
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Jodism

Jod is a supreme being who rules over the universe. Jodism is the following of Jod's teachings and scriptures on how to live life in a correct manner. Anyone who follows the path of Jod is called a Joddist. There is no holy book as such but revered scriptures include the 'To Do' book and 'HWK Diary'.
Joddists have their own set of commandments they must abide by and often like to associate with members of the jewish faith. Some of the major commandments are below:

Jod is ALWAYS right and as a result, so is a Joddist
Jod ALWAYS gets his way and as a result, so does a Joddist
Jod is NEVER on time, as a result, neither is a Joddist
Jod wants EVERYONE to love him, as a result so does a Joddist

In Jodism it is believed that Jod created the world in 6 days. He originally meant to start work on the sunday but was running late and ended up starting on the monday. Jodism is actually a polytheistic faith and followers believe in numerous less significant deities such as 'God', 'Kod' and 'Clod'.
The most famous disciple of Jod is the Prophet Rod and he has been spreading his gospel since the turn of the 21st century
"And the Prophet Rod started his arduous journey throughout the middle east spreading the word of Jod and extending the reaches of Jodism"
by Gandles October 9, 2006
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Joisey

The mythical place were all people from out-of-state New Jersey think people from New Jersey are from.
Guy from New York:Hey man I hear your from Joisey!

New Jersyian:I don't know were the hell this "Joisey" place your talking about is,but i'm from Jersey.
by JerZeyCJ October 23, 2009
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Black Kid Day Jobs

Black Kid Day Jobs, are jobs that only inner city youth do for a day. The kids are usually transported in vans to a neighborhood near you for their daily assingment.
Black Kid Day Jobs include all of the following:

1. Selling over priced Chocolate Bars outside of stores, that sell food. They usually embarass you into buying a $2 snickers bar to raise money for fake schools or charities.

2. Placing fliers to failing Chinese Food joints and car washes, the fliers are placed in your mailbox or on your windshield. Most of the kids after delivery fliers for one block, throw the rest in the garbage.

3. Standing on busy intersections
with signs that point traffic to a "Going Out of Business" or "50% of All Jewelery" sale.
by drivingsnowstorms September 26, 2009
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Joeish

damn christian is being so joeish with his doritos
by DoctorHammonds October 13, 2011
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