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are you gonna get a j*b?
a job is where they pay you to work.
by inbushis June 8, 2025
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the thing we all fear and eventually have to have due to society. this thing usually has you do the most boring shit in existence for 8 hours straight and rewarding you with a few dollars. there is a reason why the unemployment rate is going up
Mark: hey Alvin, have you seen Ben lately?
Alvin: no. dude hasn't responded to my texts in a few days,
Mark: he is probably at his Job.
by appleapple_1 June 19, 2025
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Fuck you job. I'm done. You have extracted more value out of me than you should have been allowed to and the people allowing you to do it are absolute fools.
Hym "I'm not going to take a fucking job from the reason I have to continue working. The only reason I would ever have to continue working is that you are refusing to pay for what you stole and the only reason I would kill your kids is happening right now. So fuck you. You do something about those fukcing reasons FIRST and then I work if I fucking feel like it but probably not. How's that fucking AI treating you? Good? You like the short form content? I'm not negotiating from the inside of an echo chamber and I'm not doing anything these pieces of shit say."
by Hym Iam September 4, 2025
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A forbidden slur amongst the unemployed community.
by ChrisGnarley September 7, 2025
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Job, or to Job someone:
Beating up or doing violent acts to a happy, functioning couple in the street.

Spelled "Job", case sensitive
See those two over there? I'm gonna Job them. *violence ensues*
by Aestronom September 17, 2025
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Employment. scare antifurrys, phonk listeners, discord mods and weebs with this word and a job application
by joshua lionel cowen November 15, 2025
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something that worm and cherry dont have
hi i have a job
by plutonasah November 18, 2025
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