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Jettering Jeff

What the Urbandale Police calls the Des Moines Traffic Judge with Tourettes syndrome outside his courtroom door while mocking his stammer and making fun of him.
The traffic judge nicknamed Jettering Jeff will never make Supreme Court justice. The harshly worded 5-4 split decision minority dissident opinion was written by Jettering Jeff. I do believe this was the first use of Motherfucker and Cocksucker in an opinion.
by Chief Wiggins April 1, 2005
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jetter spreader

a young girl, usually high school or college age, who will readily sleep with a jetter. very derogatory.
by navyed06 June 18, 2007
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Jetta

a "zippy" Mexican-built car that has superb German engineering, first-rate interior materials, and is loaded with safety features.

Anyone who thinks the Jetta is solely a woman's car is gay. Men with sophistication drive Jettas, not stupid insecure rat bastards who wish they had as nice a car.
Don't let the funky moniker of the Jetta fool you--it's a great car.
by PW January 11, 2003
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Joan Jett

Although it is widely known that Joan Jett is into BDSM and all that good stuff (listen to Fetish), she has never officially "came out" about being a lesbian. This is not because she is afraid , but being gay as a widely recognized musician or celebrity comes with a label and an identity trap she does not want to be burdened with.

She also wants her private life to remain as private, unlike some other hos in the music business**COUGHcourtneyloveCOUGH**, which I greatly respect.
Contrary to popular belief, Joan Jett DOES give a damn about her reputation.
by ziater July 4, 2006
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jestyne

A beautiful girl who is insecure. Everyone tells her she's gorgeous but she has a hard time believing it. You must be persistent with a Jestyne. She's normally been through a lot, so caress and nurture her. She's probably artistic and just like her mother. She has many great qualities, so when you meet a Jestyne, never let her go.
Jestyne is perfect!
by Awesome opossum December 7, 2013
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JETSY

The name Jetsy means very beautiful, inside and out. A Jetsy is very hyper and loves to go out on adventures.
ex. Wow you're so Jetsy! Such a one of a kind girl
by beautifulrosa February 21, 2019
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JeFtY

look at that jefty right there, man stay away from those jeftys.
by stavr0s3 July 27, 2009
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