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Jellybish

Mack, you are such a jellybish.
by famousrg January 9, 2013
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Jelly-Hater

A person that is extremely jealous and a hater.
Juliet was being a Jelly-Hater when she made it clear that my new hair cut would look much better on her. She was being a jealous hater.
by Cx2hdx3 May 3, 2018
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Jellybean

A "comfort streamer" that spends her eternal purgatory in the dark pits of YouTube making Minecraft shorts and responding to comments in a tone louder than a fucking A10 Warthog. Her summoning chant, "It’s not a mistake ✨ it’s a masterpiece✨", is said upon the many toddlers that watch her.
Person 1: "Join the Jellybean cult! It’s not a mistake ✨ it’s a masterpiece✨."
Person 2: "Please leave my home you insolent fuck."
by EldenLord March 13, 2022
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jack jelly

(1)Any substance used as lubrication for male masturbation. (2)Jack Jelly: A specific masturbation product for men in the Gun Oil line by Empowered Products, Inc.
My aunts hand lotion made lousy jack jelly.
by lanstopher March 6, 2009
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Amish Jelly

1. (noun) A jar filled with ones own ejaculate, likely to be sold for consumption. Other uses include therapeutic message lotion, hair gel and sunscreen.

2. (noun) Fresh hand churned man cream that is then put in small jars to be preserved for later use.
Bob: What did you end up getting your mom for Christmas?

Stan: Well bob, I wanted her gift to be special so i gave her a jar of my famous Amish jelly.
Bob: What a great idea!

Kevin: what did you bring for lunch today johnny?
Johnny: My dad made me a fresh peanut butter and Amish jelly sandwich this morning.
Kevin: lucky! Can i please have a bite?
Johnny: Of course you can!
by wildsully September 23, 2010
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biscuits and jelly

Good ol'fashion porn style blow job. The abbreviation for blow job is bj hence the B stands for biscuits and J stands for jelly. Now we have a saying we can use in public for a blow job with her parents or grandparents being none the wiser.
Sure wish she would give me some biscuits and jelly. Wonder how much she charges for biscuits and jelly?
by scooter trash #2 November 29, 2011
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Jelly Mould

1. A mould for Jelly (n.)

2. The yellowing, crusty stain found on the front of a pair of pants that have been left in the washing some time after having been defiled by gentleman juice.
Bridget Jones's sensible pants were the only ones left untainted by jelly mould.
by Paul Hopwood October 5, 2006
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