Jasper

A Rat

Look at that jasper over there, hes crawling deep down into the sewers.

by Ummmm-Something? November 22, 2017

Jasper

Likes to break peoples arms and brags about it, he is the biggest cunt on earth.....

Jasper has a tiny cock

by idfrehyfu June 8, 2018

Jasper

Jasper is a supportive, trustworthy, funny, brave, and sexy cute man! Will always make you smile and giggle, even if you don’t wanna talk to anyone he’ll be there with you. Time to time he will tease you about the most goofiest things, he will help you until the end of time together. Give you sweet and memorable memories, from FaceTime to long conversations, will give you all you need. not money but strong and beautiful love:) if you have a jasper, treasure him and stay with him, he will be the most special person to you, so give him love<3 - grr

woahh a jasper :0 hehe

by lovelybutlonely January 6, 2019

Jasper

An extremely attractive guy who has an amazing personality, a great sense of humor and always makes you smile; and his smiles even better. He's athletic, tan, really sweet and super cute. He's fun to be around. He has the prettiest eyes you've ever seen on a guy, and he's perfect. He's the best boyfriend ever, I think I love Jasper<3

Look at that guy over there, his name is Jasper he is so cute and nice!

by notclout January 21, 2021

Raspy Jasper

n. This less familiar move involves taking a woman against her will and violently forcing your penis down her larynx. Once the your penis has been fully inserted down her throat she will begin to gasp desperately for air at which point your penis may begin to dislodge. In order to prevent ejection, you should then unsheathe your knife and stab it into her throat piercing both the throat and the penis, which will remain stuck there for the duration of the experience.

"Hey Richard have you talked to Tiffany today, she sounds a little hoarse I think she has a pretty bad cold."

"No she's not sick, she was just acting out of line last night and Tim had to give her the Raspy Jasper."

by JasperWellington October 6, 2011

Jasper

the coolest and funniest person alive, he is a good friend and is awesome. He is the best name ever an is very handsom.

Hey jasperr, you are so cool

by Coolest peRson alive May 16, 2015

Jasper

1)The name of an amazing guy who does anything for his woman. He is commonly mistaken for the definiton "To perform a sex act on a coworker or usually one to have sex with all of your friends' girlfriends." He doesnt do that. However, he is "the coolest fucking person alive". He also likes his women thick (not fat) and he loves girls that are Italian, Polish, and Black. He is the nicest, most friendliest, caring guy you will ever meet.

2) The constipated vampire from Twilight.

1a) That Jasper is such a nice boy!
1b) Dang! I didnt know Jasper liked his girls thick! Get it boyy!!

2) Dude, that Jasper guy always looks constipated off of Twilight. Maybe he should buy some laxatives!

by MercyT October 2, 2010