JackMott

To eject a seemingly extra object from one's bicycle in an attempt to make it more aerodynamic or lighter.

Not to be confused with accidentally ejecting one's nutrition.

Triathlete 1: Did you see that guy JackMott his water bottle?
Triathlete 2: That's Jack Mott - he's obsessed with all things aero, so he must think that JackMotting his between-the-aerobars nutrition will make him more aerodynamic.
Triathlete 1: Even 5 minutes into the race? I don't know...this is Captex '11...a notoriously tough race.
Triathlete 2: We'll see how he does.

by Slowtwitcher November 27, 2011

Jacob Black

A character in Twilight that doesn't really exist for any reason except for something for the Twitards to fight amongst each other with. The only reason he gets any attention is because he's apparently very "hot" with a goddamn six-pack or some shit. He's basically a thing to have fangirls screaming at or for in the movie.

He is also a pedophile. Seriously, Edward is to, but he falls in love with a BABY. No joke. I don't care if Renesmee, the baby, ages rapidly or something she'll still be a BABY. I can picture what the twitards are saying now; "O Em GeE!!!!1 hE luvs herr liek a uncle!!!!! SHUT UP~!!" Just and uncle, huh? Haven't heard that one before.

{Jacob getting it on with Renesmee}
Jacob Black: I swear to god officer, I didn't know she was three!
Police officer:... :|
Jacob Black: She told me it was ok telepathically!
Police officer:.... >:|
Jacob Black: Um.... I have abs!!

by airguitargirl386 March 13, 2010

Jacob sartorius

A stupid person who thinks he is “famous” but actually makes cringe “songs”

(AKA Jacob saggytits)

Ayo you guys heard of Jacob saggytits?

You mean Jacob sartorius, he has good songs right

You are no longer my friend Steve

Bu...

NO

by Jeffboy69 April 29, 2020

Jacob Burns

Super sexy guy rollin' on 9"; probably the most perfect person on earth.

Jacob Burns has a massive dick

by Danielle Perez December 9, 2012

Team Jacob

Another one of the Twilight fandom's gay little ships. One who sides with Team Jacob will:
- Prefer Jacob over Edward
- Prefer Jacob with Bella
- Prefer werewolves over vampires

Team Jacob supporters tend to be less aggressive than the Team Edward supporter, though they are not a force to be dealt with.

by gunslingergirlvy_c_e April 10, 2009

jacob black

Character in the Twilight Series by Stephenie Meyer. Jacob Black is a werewolf. Bella wants to have his babies. 'nuff said.

This ship may be doomed, but we J/B shippers keep on shipping. Go figure.

Jacob Black: Does my being half naked bother you?
Fandom: Yes, take the other half off.

by ecoli!inthespinach October 2, 2007

the jacob

A wonderful morning cocktail consisting of Orange Juice, Grapefruit Juice, and Gin. Roughly 1:1 OJ and GJ plus Gin, tailor amount of gin to level of indvidual drinker.

Would you like anything to drink with breakfast? Yes, could I have the jacob please.

by Jacob_F May 12, 2007