Justin Bieber

A shitty, 19 year old faggot that is loved by shitty shallow teeny boppers named beliebers.He is a big cocksucker that eats dicks and his fans have no taste in music.He is a damned pussy, without dick and he is a faggot, which god hates.
Fan:Oomg Justin Bieber is sooo awesum.
Normal person: Why do you listen to fucking gays???/WAKE UP, YOU CAPITALISTIC SHIT AND LISTEN TO REAL MUSIC, METAL YOU SHALLOW LESBIAN!!!
by Metal-militia February 23, 2014
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I wanna be f*ck and is living proof that even God makes mistakes
"Seen Justin Bieber?" Tom asked. "No" I replied, "why not?" Tom questioned, "I'm not gay you know.."
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Little kid who wishes he was black.
*Asian guy hears Justin Bieber music*
Asian guy: HA! GAAAAYYYYY!
(This is why Asians are so wise)
by Mr. Logical October 23, 2014
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A talentless 16 year old that sings about love and hasn't got a clue what a vagina is. Reasons for NOT being a "Belieber"

1) He has no voice.
2) He writes none of his own lyrics.
3) People don't even like his songs, they like his rat-like looks.
4) He sucks at life.
5) Who wants to listen to a little German girl singing about love?
Belieber- "Oh my God! Did you listen to 'Baby' By Justin Bieber?"
Me- "Hell no. Why the fuck would I listen to a little German girl singing about his own shit?"
Belieber- "Because he is really sexy"
Me- "So... You're lesbian?"
by Lemonheadz_yeahh November 15, 2010
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Some flat chested bitch who goes around and tries to sing the gayest songs possible in the worst voice possible and succeeds greatly. She got famous because she let Usher ass rape her and for singly (once again terribly) about love when she like fucking 14 or something. if you ever here one of her songs on the radio your sperm count instanly drops below average because the universe thinks your semen has been mutated into something terrible that has no place in todays world. usually 10 yr old lesbians that watch disney are in love with this faggot assed bitch.
1. 10 yr old lesbian: OMG!!! JUSTIN BIEBER...JUSTIN!!! FUCK ME JUSTIN! FUCK ME!!!

2. Any sane person: ...what...the fuck is wrong with you?!

!.: I...LOVE...JUSTIN...I WANNA RUB MY PUSSY ALL OVER HERS!

2.:......WTF!!!
by icantgetagoodname December 07, 2010
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Noun - Someone who has no talent and although he is on a much lower level, looks at others as though he is their equal. The ass of every joke and the loser at every school. See ass clown or wangster

Adjective - See transsexual or talentless

Verb - See suck ass
n.- "Godammit! Stop being a friggin' Justin Bieber!"

a.- Simon Cowell thinks everyone on American Idol is so Justin Bieber

v.- "That butt pirate totally Justin Biebered that fanny bandit just now!"
by Sociopathy March 23, 2010
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An affront to modern day music. Listening to one second of his shittacular "music" is like inserting needles in to your eardrums. his fans, known as beliebers(for fucks sake people), almost always consists of 10-14 year old girls who spew acidic bile out of there orifices (citation needed),they like to proclaim how, there going to like totally like marry him someday <3<3<3. They will do everything short of murdering you if you have half a negative, or even slightly indifferent thought towards Bieber, all the while proclaiming that you are so jealous of his awesome talent and pimptastic good looks. Many people hoped that he would quickly die of crotch rot or too much sugary candy, but alas he remains, like a bad tumor on the nutsack of music.
Person#1: Man, Justin Bieber killed the Canadian music scene.

Person#2: Dude, Canada's music scene was killed by Avril Lavigne and raped by Nickleback, in that order, fuckin necro pervs.
by The Music Messiah November 11, 2011
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