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Israel

Israel is a nation in the Middle East, that everyone wants, although it has no oil (See also Hanukkah)

Antonym: Saudia Arabia : Something no one wants, but has oil
"That old Honda is a lot like Israel"
by Gregor of Maine January 19, 2022
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Israelian Shut-eye

After a long night of drinking and witnessing a friend pass out drunk, one male then ejaculates on the friend's eyelids therein creating a binding link between eyelashes. After several hours after the ejaculation, the liquid welds the eye shut making it nearly impossible for the friend to open their eyes the following morning.
Mark got hammered last night and had sex with an ugly chick so I gave him an Israelian shut-eye so he wouldnt have to see her the next morning.
by Charlie Buttfuckus November 21, 2011
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Israeli Army

Many mistake the Israeli army to be one that defends Israel from invasions and attacks when in essence they instigate invasions themselves and launch attacks on unsuspecting victims. The IDF has been implicated in many massacres over the years. Most of which have not made it to mainstream news outlets because of Pro-Israel lobby groups (see AIPAC).

The IDF gets most of its funding from the United States. U.S. tax payers often, unknowingly, fund this immoral and inhumane war machine, one of the region's most ruthless armies.
The Israeli army bombed a house killing most of its young occupants; some were children less than 5 years old.
by Ben Tuvia October 11, 2007
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israeli

1-A citizen of the State of Israel.
2- Slang Term to descrive a really cool or awesome person sabra
Damn, that Israeli chica is mad hott!
by Bing!!!! March 14, 2005
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Israeli Flapjack

The sexual act of standing on your lover's upper thighs as they sit up against a wall. Then sliding your feet backwards as you slide down past your partners genitalia, stopping as the mouth approaches the genitalia of your partner.
-Guy 1) Katie enjoys Israeli Flapjacking tons of dude.
-Guy 2) Dude I know! She Israeli Flapjacks like a champ!!
by themanwhoplaysinsnow October 29, 2011
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The Israeli Army

The most intense army on earth. If Israel gets invaded by, like, 10 different countries, their army would be able to kick ass. This isnt a political statement about the whole situation there between the Israelis and the Arabs, all im saying is that they kick ass.
If America had the same amount of people in the army, and all the same equipment as the Israeli Army and no one had allies or nukes, Israel would kick America's ass, even if they had like 1000 more people than them.
by Smart, Sane, Super great March 21, 2006
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Israel

Not only a country, Israel can be the name of a person too.

Should you stumble upon an Israel in the wild, befriend him by feeding him fruit snacks and motor oil. He is the diamond in the rough, the needle in the haystack, the hair in your soup—what I’m trying to say is that his sexual physique and charming personality, along with a dash of complete retard, make him an amazing friend.
“Damn, Israel is one fiiine lookin’ man”
YESSIR
by Crown of Light August 14, 2023
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