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No invite

When a friend checks in on Facebook or Swarm and Foursquare and you respond no invite as they didn't invite you to their destination
@amg133 just checked in to Debbie's Hotdog Stand and @avish_karr comments "No invite"
by coaxel May 14, 2015
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invite yourself

Going to somewhere that you're not invited without even asking and just invite yourself
if there is a activity and you're not even invited but yet you just went without even asking and just invite yourself
by Cr4ck November 24, 2013
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invitations

The papers that hurt everyone who isn't invited
Them - Can you help me hand out invitations
Me - Sure, am I invited?!
Them -Um...
(Goes home and cries)
by CryingAllDay April 6, 2017
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Invites

When you see a group of friends out without you and you sarcastically yell, "Invites man yeppp!"
Mako didn't read the chat aye
mako: "Invites man yeppp!"
by donkysmack9 November 2, 2017
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Invite

When you see your two friends at the cafe and you know you didn't get an invite
by TFI-GUY June 8, 2018
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Indictment Season

Indictment Season- A time when all criminals get busted for their crimes throughout the entire year, or even over a course of years. Mostly for drug transporting, murder, prostitution, or selling to C.I.'s ( Confidential Informants). This season usually takes place in the summer or early fall, sometimes winter.
Guy 1 : Damn bro, I keep seeing unmarked cars today.
Guy 2: Yeah i know bro, It's really indictment season around here right now, so if you doing anything, you better stop.
Guy 1: I aint worried bout no pigs, F--- 12. I smoke my gas (potent weed) and mind my business.
Guy 2: Yeah well just remember what i said, stay out the way bro.

Girl 1: Oh my god y'all! They just had a drug bust across town!
Guys 1 and 2 : Damn!! We was just talking about that!
by Grooveybby October 8, 2019
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Invitro Fertilization

A) A process sought after by single ugly lesbians (see dykes)100% of the time the offspring produced is covered of genetic defects and total lack of a soul.
B) The need for Invitro Fertilization is god's punishment for those with alternative lifestyles, Invitro fertilization is yet another crime against humanity and should not be applied by annyone
Dave is an invitro fertilization.
by T_O_P_H_E_R October 27, 2006
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