insertions

enough said

by Anonymous August 28, 2003

hot insertion

when a bunch of men (usually big and sweaty) load up into a helicopter and get dropped in the middle of a forest fire with chainsaws.

Barron: "Back in my day I used to always perform hot insertions with other men"

by Boyce toucher 1000 November 10, 2008

Tactical Insertion

When you are having sexual intercourse with a women, and you suddenly pull out and stick it into her anal cavity, then claim it was an accident. Not to be confused with the term from, "COD:MW4"

Rhett: "Shit man, my girl won't let me do anal. Time for a little "Tactical Insertion."

by vantheman November 23, 2009

protein injection

Cum shot into an orafice

Bend over bitch, and get your protein injection

by lvp November 16, 2006

sick insertion

when some slut goes sticks a baseball bat, can of coffee, or other sick object into her vagina. hopefully sickinsertions.com pays her.

sally rammed that pogo stick up her pussy and rode it like a pogo-pony. that was one sick insertion!

by carp April 5, 2004

lethal injection

A method of execution involving injecting the individual with several drugs. Some are to make him unconscious and even unaware of his situation, and other drugs are injected to poison him or her to death. This is considered the most "humane" method of execution.

More and more U.S. states use lethal injection to carry out the death penalty.

by Party Pooper May 3, 2005

yeast infection

Fungal infection of the genitals. "Cottage cheese" for the girls, "genital dandruff" for the boys. Other symptoms may include itching burning rashes bad smells or white discharge, but may also be largely asymptomatic.

Sexually transmittable, but not an STD per se, as one needn't have sexual contact to get it. JUST CAUSE YOU GET IT DOESN'T MEAN YOU FUCKED SOMEONE WHO HAD IT (OR ANYONE AT ALL, PERHAPS EVER), BUT IF YOU DO FUCK SOMEONE WHO HAS IT, YOU MAY GET IT. Can also be caused by dietary imbalances, bad personal hygiene, genetics, etc. etc.

Sometimes goes away on its own, sometimes damn hard to eliminate entirely despite throwing a whole pharmacy aisle of OTCs and a half dozen prescriptions at it.

Eating sugar will make it worse almost instantaneously if you have it.

Ooooh fuuuuuuuck it burns it burns oh please god kill me. This yeast infection shit's worse than hemorrhoids!

by Fylhtq July 25, 2011