Insert Coin Syndrome

The delusion that you have control over the situation, when its clear to everyone else that you are clueless.

Reminiscent of playing car racing video games in shops when you were a kid with no money, but still vigorously manipuating the steering wheel and enjoying the ride, as the text "Insert Coin" flashes continuously.

DUANE: "C'mon guys! One big push and we'll all get this last bit done!"

MARK: "Why's Duane from management holding a clipboard and talking at us? We all know what we're doing and we're ahead of schedule anyway. He's just justifying his payrise."

JOHN: "Nah he's not that clever, he's got insert coin syndrome."

by heavypettingzoo October 22, 2009

xX_(Insert Edgy Latin Word)_Xx

The basic Bitch stereotype in Gaming. Anyone With xX_ in their name is an asshole that will lie about his age. These kids will constantly blame their teammates in shooters. Also, they tend to hang out in ROBLOX a lot to try to get an online Girlfriend and to look cool and edgy.Fuck these guys.They're just a bunch of kids who have no friends or social life in real life and have to resort to making a "cool'' online persona.

A CS: GO server
xX_(Insert Edgy Latin Word)_Xx: TotalAsshole
玩家刻板印象: The Guy that's gonna carry your entire team.

by BackstabbedMemer October 6, 2019

Insertion

1) Another term for sex.

2) When a penis is inserted in a vagina.

I pleasure my girlfriend during insertion.

by EssieHutch January 12, 2015

Insecurititis

A condition in which you mask your insecurities by pointing out other people's flaws.

ex-convict: you flunked out of college?
guy with insecurititis: at least I didn't go to jail

by J'adore UD February 20, 2010

insest

The wrong way to spell "incest".

At least 3 people on urban dictionary can't spell worth catshit. How do you fucks thing that " insest " is right? Jesus christ.

by Dr. Saynt March 22, 2009

Freudian insertion

the intentional placement of what others may construe as a Freudian slip into conversation.

"Oh, Emily, I would never objectify you. You're my breast friend forever."

Note that "Freudian insertion" itself is a Freudian insertion; thus, it is reflexive and somewhat masturbatory in nature.

by xollock May 22, 2009

Weast Infection

A type of WTD (Weast-Transmitted Disease). Transmitted via contact with a Weast-Infected person. Symptoms include: Extreme arrogance, pride, and albinism. It is non-lethal, but you become extremely white, which research has proven (The BS Society of America) to reduce lifespan by 10 years, especially when living in an interracially rich city or town.

(Guy 1) Dude, you totally got a Weast infection!

(Really white guy) No, you're wrong! I'm always right! Besides, I haven't been around a Weast-infected person.

(Guy 1) Sure...

by TheOriginalWeast November 22, 2011