Infinity War Depression

That Depressing Feeling You Get After Watching 'The Avengers: Infinity War'. Particularly Because Of The Ending.

Toby: Hey, I Watched Infinity War Last Night.
Eric: Oh Cool, How'd You Like It?

Toby: It Was Awesome, But Now I Have 'Infinity War Depression'.

by Tsukinae June 9, 2018

Infinity Gauntlet

A plot device that is able to reset movie franchises.

*with Infinity gauntlet, thanos snaps finger*

Woman: I think we'll name our son Rian Johns....what?...Where did he go?

George Lucas: The galaxy far far away will be in great hands under the leadership of Kathleen Kenne-

KK: Mr. Lucas, I don't feel so good...

George Lucas: You're all right.

KK: I don’t know what’s happening.. I don’t want to go.. please.. I don’t want to go. (as she fades away)

KK: Mr. Lucas, I’m sorry.

by HanAsSolo June 11, 2018

masturbatory infidelity

Cheating on your right hand by whacking off with your left hand. Whether it be due to feeling like you're getting some strange or because you are seduced by your left hand wearing a sexy glove or mitten,it's still cheating.

I fell victim to masturbatory infidelity in a moment of weakness. I saw that sexy Dora the Explorer band-aid on my left thumb and couldn't help myself.

by wolfbait51 June 4, 2011

93 till infinity

real chill tune by 'Souls of Mischief' out of Cali

Q:'Ay, what was the ID of that last trk like,
"yeah, this is how we chill from 93 unnntiiiilll.....??"

A: 93 till infinity - Souls of Mischief

by Scea September 20, 2009

infinity

Having no end. Forever.

The desert horizon seemed to stretch to infinity from an aerial view.

by AYB April 8, 2003

Infinirape

Being raped in all orifices, in all dimensions in existence, during all conceivable moments of time in each of those existences.

I'm pretty sure if you covet thy neighbors wife you get infiniraped in by God.

by Lew Cid May 18, 2011

Infinite Improbability English

Infinite Improbability English is the language you end up with when you type on a Smartphone with spellcheck turned on. It is an especially distinct dialect when using a keyboard enhancement like SWIPE word entry. The term is a portmanteau between the Infinite Improbability Engine as featured in The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy and the English language. It represent the weighing of probabilities in meaning one does when receiving an apparantly outrageous or non-sequitur message from a Smart device.

These Infinite Improbability English messages along the intended word:

The color is called period red. (Persian)
Dick is coming in my vulva. (Volvo)
I left your shit in the bathroom. (Shirt)
I have a bad case of the manboobs. (Monday's)
Did you get the kinky fuck tickets? (Linkin Park)
Sorry Ma, I just came out of the closet. (Clinic)
I killed her in the woods outside her house then left. (Kissed)

by NutellaBear May 25, 2016