eight inches

An erect penis length that about one out of fifty men has, but about one out of ten claims.

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Q: What's a Gay Eight?

A: Six inches.

Q: OK, so what's a genuine eight inches?

A: No one I know (sighs).

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by al-in-chgo May 16, 2010

itchell

A nickname for a person that is short.

“Hey Itchell!” Mia said to her friend.

by Beeepbooop May 17, 2021

your two inches

a joking reference to a male's small geitalia, often claimed without knowledge of the true size of the accused's penis

this insult can be used anytime, but is especially useful as a quick and easy way to instantly make a male on the defensive

also useful in bullshit arguments

often used in such arguments amongst young men who probably don't even use their dicks anyways

guy 1: fuck you youre such a flamer

guy 2: im no fag i banged your mom last night

guy 1: oh with your two inches?

guy 2: fuck you dude my cock is HUGE

guy 1: too bad youre still a virgin

by coolbiker7 February 26, 2009

Lila's cock (9 inches)

This giant biological marvel baffles scientists worldwide to this day. She is like 5% horse and has about 10% of the world's cock mass. this exceptional specimen has been under research since 1902, when lila's descendants first discovered the prophecy of lila's descent. the horse god in human disguise, a cock that rivals that of a sperm whale. it is hard not to look at her absolute unit of a cock, it is so big that it generates it's own gravitational pull. try not to look directly at it or else there is a high chance of getting blinded. no mortal is capable of looking at it without facing the consequences. to mere mortals, the cock may look as bright as 1000000000 suns. #9inchcock

Lila's cock (9 inches) is scaring the children !
put your MASSIVE cock away!!

by Not Syun September 16, 2022

ten inches

The size of a man-sized cock.

"I WANT you to fuck me! I NEED you to fuck me!", she shouted, as I drove my ten inches into her.

by LoveTorpedo July 14, 2019

12 inches

Giving a lady a hard-time in order to make her feel satisfied.

When I dropped my bird off last night she said "Give me 12 inches and hurt me"
So I stuck it in her 4 times and slammed her tit in the car door!

by Neil H May 26, 2004

inches

Used to define how many hours you are working that day, usually used when a shift is long. It is meant to convey the feeling of working in a low-paid, mindless job for long hours, and the feeling of being raped by your multinational corporation scum employer by an inch per hour.

Homebase Employee 1: "dude, how long are you working today?"
Homebase Employee 2: "the whole 8 inches"
Homebase Employee 1: "Shit man, that is RAPE!"

by Jim March 11, 2005