sub-human

An individual that is so useless, so stupid, and so heinous that they are below the human race.

Man that fucker coach d is sub-human!

by douchetwat April 27, 2004

human

The only true monsters on the planet earth.

When humans ruled the world.

by TheBigGuy July 28, 2008

The Human League

one of the best bands of the 1980s
featuring Phil Oakley, Susan Ann Sulley and Joanne Catherall.
formed in Sheffield.

The Human League are gonna be there!

by conor1939 July 20, 2009

human wasteland

Someone who is beyond blackout drunk, yet somehow still awake and interacting with other people. The rare step a few special people can reach between "totally wasted" and "hospitalized". Usually requires a party or event of shit show proportions.

"Did you see that kid almost fall into the campfire last night? He didn't even notice it! Man, he was a human wasteland."

by Jon Henry May 2, 2006

Human traffic lights

A flashing device fitted to a pole near passport control units in airports, land border crossings, and sea ports, which halts illegal human traffic.

Implemented by government agencies, such as the UK Home Office, as a result of national immigration policy.

The large articulated lorry, with a container full of illegal north Korean immigrant labour, was forced to wait at some human traffic lights at Dover passport control when they showed red.

by dewexdewex January 2, 2010

Human Grasscity

Someone that knows alot about smoking weed and shares their knowledge to other smokers.

Buzz: we always learn something new with andrew
Andy: yeah he is like a human grasscity.

by DJ TMONEY15 January 17, 2011

human pocket

Slang for vagina, when used for storage.

Helen pulled a gun out of her human pocket, surprising her attackers.

by hayeshenderson August 14, 2012