1. Someone who's afraid of eating hotdogs because it reminds them of penises.
2. That friend everyone has that is always saying something is 'gay' as their way of saying something is bad. Usually accompanied by accusing people they know of being gay when they know better, most likely as an attempt to cover up their own gayness, when everyone wishes they'd just come out of the closet already and get it over with.
3. Newcomers to county jail or state/federal prison. Also potentially your straight friends after you get out of jail and/or prison.
4. People who seem to take their religion way out of context so they can use it to promote hate and intolerance; found a lot in the southern united states but isn't limited to that region.
2. That friend everyone has that is always saying something is 'gay' as their way of saying something is bad. Usually accompanied by accusing people they know of being gay when they know better, most likely as an attempt to cover up their own gayness, when everyone wishes they'd just come out of the closet already and get it over with.
3. Newcomers to county jail or state/federal prison. Also potentially your straight friends after you get out of jail and/or prison.
4. People who seem to take their religion way out of context so they can use it to promote hate and intolerance; found a lot in the southern united states but isn't limited to that region.
1. "Dude that hot dog is SO over the bun. I'm not eating that. I'll look gay." "You're such a homophobe. Just eat the damn hotdog." "No! I bet you want me to put mayonaisse on it, too, don't you?" "What does that have to do with anything?"
2. "That's a gay game. You're gay for even playing it. It's gay beyond belief." "It's okay, Kevin. You can come out of the closet. We're still your friends." "Gays!" "Homophobe."
3. "Holy shit dude, I'm not trying to sound like a homophobe but I really think I'm going to need some soap on a rope. I saw the way those guys were eyeing me in the shower." or "Dude, my homie just got out of prison. I wonder if he took it in the ass while he was in there?" "Homophobes!"
4. Man 1: "Hey, whatever happened to Matthew, Chapter 7, verse 1, 'thou shalt not judge...'?" Man 2: "Fuck that, man, God hates fags, it's in the Bible!" Man 1: "There's a lot of other stuff in the Bible too, maybe if you knew how to read you'd know that." Man 2: "You're a faggot!" Man 1: "You're a homophobe." Man 2: "Queer!" Man 1: "Have a nice life."
2. "That's a gay game. You're gay for even playing it. It's gay beyond belief." "It's okay, Kevin. You can come out of the closet. We're still your friends." "Gays!" "Homophobe."
3. "Holy shit dude, I'm not trying to sound like a homophobe but I really think I'm going to need some soap on a rope. I saw the way those guys were eyeing me in the shower." or "Dude, my homie just got out of prison. I wonder if he took it in the ass while he was in there?" "Homophobes!"
4. Man 1: "Hey, whatever happened to Matthew, Chapter 7, verse 1, 'thou shalt not judge...'?" Man 2: "Fuck that, man, God hates fags, it's in the Bible!" Man 1: "There's a lot of other stuff in the Bible too, maybe if you knew how to read you'd know that." Man 2: "You're a faggot!" Man 1: "You're a homophobe." Man 2: "Queer!" Man 1: "Have a nice life."
by Daniel Dalrymple March 26, 2007
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by ThisBetterBloodyWellBeUnique December 15, 2008
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by Evster February 12, 2005
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by butane killer May 6, 2005
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Male B: Wait, your boyfreind?! You're GAY?! Get away from me before I catch it!!!!
Male A: You are such a homophobe!
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Male A: You are such a homophobe!
by YouShallNotPass February 12, 2008
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b)A person who finds homosexuality as perversion, gross, immoral, etc., and thinks that homosexuals should die.
Normally, homophobic men say that they find disgusting the idea of two men having sex; but, just let them watch an episode of The L Word and see how sexist and misogynistic they are...
Other homophobes say that they don't hate homosexuals, just their homosexual activities(?)... If sodomy is wrong, how is a gay man supposed to have sex?
I'm not lesbian or bi... yet(because who knows if my sexual orientation might not change in a couple of years); but, I hate intolerence and abuse and I really support gay rights; I have a bunch of gay friends that have done too much for me. I also find effeminate man and androgynes more attractive(hey, that's my taste in men, so I don't care what you think!)
Although I do believe in a God(sometimes it's good to believe in something), I don't believe in the bible and I do not assist to any church.
I don't believe that a homophobe is the same thing as a heterosexual with an opinion. Can somebody tell me if "fags will go to hell" is an opinion?
b)A person who finds homosexuality as perversion, gross, immoral, etc., and thinks that homosexuals should die.
Normally, homophobic men say that they find disgusting the idea of two men having sex; but, just let them watch an episode of The L Word and see how sexist and misogynistic they are...
Other homophobes say that they don't hate homosexuals, just their homosexual activities(?)... If sodomy is wrong, how is a gay man supposed to have sex?
I'm not lesbian or bi... yet(because who knows if my sexual orientation might not change in a couple of years); but, I hate intolerence and abuse and I really support gay rights; I have a bunch of gay friends that have done too much for me. I also find effeminate man and androgynes more attractive(hey, that's my taste in men, so I don't care what you think!)
Although I do believe in a God(sometimes it's good to believe in something), I don't believe in the bible and I do not assist to any church.
I don't believe that a homophobe is the same thing as a heterosexual with an opinion. Can somebody tell me if "fags will go to hell" is an opinion?
a)My ex-boyfriend: I'm not gay like that fag Stefan Olsdal, but I'd probably do Brian Molko...
Me: Huh?!
In my house...
My ex-boyfriend: Dude, let me borrow your dress.
Me: Sure. Go on, dude.
A couple of minutes later...
Me: Hey dude, it suits you better than me! Do you want me to do your make-up?
My ex-boyfriend: No! I don't want anybody to call me a fucking fag!
b)My brother: I can't understand why you watch Queer as Folk! Gay sex is fucking gross and wrong!
Me: Well, I like it because they analize the gay lifestyle and it's way better than watching the same shit on TV, like Friends. I also watch Will and Grace...
My brother: Another fag show...
Me: Victor, don't be such a homophobe!...
My brother: I'm not a homophobe! I just think that guys need to act manly and that gay sex is fucking sick!
Me: Whatever, dude... And I like The L Word.
My brother: I wouldn't have a problem watching that...
Me: Victor, it's still gay sex!
My brother: Yeah, but it looks hot in girls.
Me:(sighs frustrated) Oh my God...!
Me: Huh?!
In my house...
My ex-boyfriend: Dude, let me borrow your dress.
Me: Sure. Go on, dude.
A couple of minutes later...
Me: Hey dude, it suits you better than me! Do you want me to do your make-up?
My ex-boyfriend: No! I don't want anybody to call me a fucking fag!
b)My brother: I can't understand why you watch Queer as Folk! Gay sex is fucking gross and wrong!
Me: Well, I like it because they analize the gay lifestyle and it's way better than watching the same shit on TV, like Friends. I also watch Will and Grace...
My brother: Another fag show...
Me: Victor, don't be such a homophobe!...
My brother: I'm not a homophobe! I just think that guys need to act manly and that gay sex is fucking sick!
Me: Whatever, dude... And I like The L Word.
My brother: I wouldn't have a problem watching that...
Me: Victor, it's still gay sex!
My brother: Yeah, but it looks hot in girls.
Me:(sighs frustrated) Oh my God...!
by Mythica August 24, 2006
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2.) Somebody who hates closet homosexuals. They can have admitted it, or be in denial/won't tell anyone.
2.) Somebody who hates closet homosexuals. They can have admitted it, or be in denial/won't tell anyone.
1.)
Person 1: Woah, did you hear about Person 3 putting a bomb in the gay bar?
Person 2: Yeah! I didn't know he was a homophobe!
Person 1: He must be a closet homophobe.
2.)
Person A: Oh my goodness! Someone just shot and killed Justin Bieber!
Bieber Fan: NOOOO! I hate closet homophobes!
Person 1: Woah, did you hear about Person 3 putting a bomb in the gay bar?
Person 2: Yeah! I didn't know he was a homophobe!
Person 1: He must be a closet homophobe.
2.)
Person A: Oh my goodness! Someone just shot and killed Justin Bieber!
Bieber Fan: NOOOO! I hate closet homophobes!
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