hornitos

a condition involving the irrepressible urge to bang a chick with your toes.

dude, i had some serious hornitos last night, all the little piggys were fully erect

by tfollz January 3, 2011

hobaiter

someone who bait's ho's. Someone who is not good enough to get paid for sex. They have to give it away.

She is nothing but a hobaiter. She is so fat she can't get paid.

by brinic April 23, 2012

sober hobbit-girl

A sober hobbit-girl is often just minutes away from her next beer and her only topic of conversation is that she never going to drink alcohol again. She is not very critical in their choice of partner - even she is sober.

Larsson: Hi guys, my girl is going to be sober.

The Gang: Come on, we saw her, she is just in the "sober hobbit-girl" stage, next level is coming...

by the_urban_urban October 21, 2014

The Hobitaille

The act of taking your girl from behind in the washroom, dunking her head in the toilet, flushing and then blowing your load in her face.

That bitch got "The Hobitaille" so bad she looks like Niagara Falls.

by John Browning April 19, 2007

Hairy Hobbit

A cave dwelling short round portly man who enjoys sporting his enormous thigh perm while in the company of a vampire chick, at which time he is attempting to slay the dragon, being careful not to allow any blood to miss his mouth and hit the floor, while playing with his purple headed yogurt slinger. After preserving the dragons blood in his fat round belly he attempts a Princess Leia in the company of a hairy gremlin that just slid down a stripper pole in an effort to escape from a hairy gorilla that was last seen eating a jungle biscuit near a man with a cat stuck in his grill that just purchased a chili dog from an anonymous fence jumping hobbit who was last seen sucking the salt from a big fat juicy pickle while using the rear entrance to the local adult book store.

Hey did you see that hairy hobbit scurry across the street and try to jump in the back door of that guys car while he wasn’t looking.

by Publious1969 April 18, 2010

Mighty Hobbit Kock

Based in Norfolk, Virginia, he is the leader of the illusive HK Army, a small group of flamboyantly gay hobbits that live on the south side of The Shire.

Hey is that Matt?

Nah, Dude, thats the Mighty Hobbit Kock.

by Chiefton123 September 15, 2010

hobbit bang

sticking your hairy toes in a vagina

man can Corey M hobbit bang

by Gordo2006 July 30, 2008