Social Media Cock Hoarder

An individual who dedicates there day to hoarding the attention of penis across the globe using social media. This practice is normally undergone by adding random people and provocatively implying physical attraction to a number of them simultaneously without actually engaging in sexual intercourse with any. often this predators will hunt the weak, if your face looks like it gave birth to its own nose be warned, she could even be a black man named steve.
that bitch is on an fb cock hoard

your silly mate: ive been talking to this girl for abit but look at all these guys on her wall.
you: mate! dont be a silly cunt, shes a social media cock hoarder! shes probably a black guy called steve
by themuffler May 13, 2015
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Water hoarder

Someone. Who feels privileged and entitled to for instance water their lawn with total impunity even when there's a drought going on. They insist on maintaining their emerald green escarpment even when their brethren in the 'flatlands' lawns are turning brown due to compliance with water use restrictions
I can never look at tom selleck the same now that I know he's a. Water hoarder!
by 4realazitgits April 07, 2021
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Snatch hoarder

A girl that keeps all of her girlfriends away from her guy friends.
Nadim - How come you never set me up with any of your hot friends?

Thy - I don't want it to be uncomfortable for me if it doesn't work out and I don't want them to blame me if you are a jerk.

Nadim - You are a snatch hoarder!

Thy - F#!* you!
by Thy Nguyen May 26, 2011
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emotional hoarder

Someone who collects compromising anecdotes and personal Achilles' heel tales from friends and acquaintances for boosting his or her own morale and for possible weaponizing at some critical later date.
Don't kid yourself about Carol being a good listener. She's an emotional hoarder, and anything you told her while you were inebriated at that party will eventually come back to haunt you.
by Rich Hersh February 28, 2024
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Heat Hoarder

People who use the restroom hand-dryers to excessively warm their hands and/or body, and sometimes dry their hair.
My hands are still wet because the heat hoarder was taking forever with the hand dryer.
by Crazy M. October 06, 2011
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infloormation hoarder

infloormation hoarder: a person or org who hoards technical information about flooring either by privatizing forums and making people pay for it.

A person who hoards information about flooring in his computer causing cyber-clutter
You can only get into that website if you pay to join the organization, they are infloormation hoarders.

Stephen's got so much infloormation his pc is clogged with cyber-clutter
by hardknees September 04, 2010
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cyber hoarder

When a person by the name of brew doesn’t delete apps on his phone
My hard disc is full..... (boyfriend) what a cyber hoarder!!
by RALPACHEZ July 10, 2018
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