Hefty bag

a overweight or obese douchebag commonly the wing man of a more powerful douche bag such as the player bag or alpha bag in other words the alpha bags scrotege'.
Wears: anything lil' wayne wears

1. gah that guys such a douch. I know and his scrotege' hefty bag
2.

by Chippy from tim and eric August 1, 2009

heffa moment

A female derivative of nigga moment. The moment where an otherwise rational female--regardless of race, nationallity, or sexual orientation--has a lapse of logic, self-control, and overall dignity. Anything could trigger this moment, but usually an undeserving lover is involved.

Did you see Flavor Of Love last night? Girl, that was just one long heffa moment.

by Nita W. September 17, 2008

John Heffron

A totally cute, funny, comedian, who won NBC's Last Comic Standing 2!

John Heffron is the cutest, funniest man in the world! "YEAH DUDE I ROCK!" "SKUNK"

by Lola August 24, 2004

hefty

Might come from the german "heftig", which means massive or intense.

Hefty fine = really really nice/good

by St, Edzehard March 4, 2009

hefty bag

A woman whose shape resembles that of a full hefty bag.

What time is the hefty bag coming to pick up the money tonight?

by Native American River October 13, 2007

heffa

Bovine, cow, lard ass, fatty, etc.

that heffa besta get steppin!!!

by Salty92559 May 14, 2005

heffa

Any female who is out of line in what ever way and especially those who pisses me off

That heffa that cll my office fussing because she can not get her money back

by Theonlyone January 20, 2004