Herpoon

A poon infected with the herpes simplex virus often used to infect others

Damn. I wronged that woman so she used her herpoon on me and now my dick hurts!

by Sailorsimpson February 19, 2020

Harpoonulater

A catastrophic machine built to fire many harpoon's at once.

We used the harpoonulater to repel the pedobear

by Cyche January 14, 2008

Haroona

Haroona, man, i tell you, she never thinks twice, always so quick to go and hard in the head, like knock knock girrl? Slow down man, ever stop to look at the scenery, man? Haroona has some concrete in her head near the ears actually, thats why she don't hear you sometimes, only the echoes inside. She'll start walking, like punch punch punch, march 1, 2, 3 without checking if the army is even following, you know? So she ends up at her destination a lot but on her own, too.

Haroona, girl, you need to press your brakes a little. You are building up too much speed, pressure in the motor, not good, not ok, girl.
Easy, easy, Haroona.

by Krkič April 29, 2019

Harpoons

Many overweight people.

Oh noez!11!!!1! The Harpoons!

by xbadwolfx October 8, 2008

Haroon

Means a Boner of varying sizes

I've got such a haroon in my pants

by grubble September 6, 2018

harpooning

the act of having sex while one of the fornicators plays the harp, the ultimate in erotic classiness

We were harpooning when her father walked in, he was proud that the harp lessons paid off...

by BGOFTACH March 7, 2010

harpoontang

Item used by Choder Boy from the movie Orgazamo. Once a Dildo is now a Harpoon used to tie up villians. Evildoers Beware!

"Here, my Harpoontang should do the trick!" -Choder Boy

by Fat T and his hetero-lifemate Fitz September 15, 2003