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Palmela Handerson

1) The sad hand you use to masturbate with that you wish was a real woman.

2) The happy hand you’re really proud to masturbate with when you’ve given up on real women.
Its been hard lately man, Palmela Handerson just hasn’t been enough lately.

Well Shelly was a real bitch, glad I’m with Palmela Handwrson now.
by Cerebrus12 January 20, 2019
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Ada handle

What is this project?
It's a standardized NFT that developers and users can use to associate an address with a custom and human-readable address.

How does it work?
Each Handle you purchase will be delivered to you as an NFT. Whatever wallet holds that NFT is where payments will be routed.

Once purchased its yours forever.

You can still choose to sell it on any cardano NFT marketplace.
Meanlittle's ada handle is:

$meanlittle

Ada donations are welcome! Lol
by Mean Little January 16, 2023
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God's Handle

The act used to gain leverage in the doggy style position. It involves inserting one's thumb into the anus of a female and gripping her lower back with the other four fingers, forming a handle, in order to thrust her body onto one's penis repeatedly.
After sucking my thumb for lubrication, I stuck it in Katie's ass and took hold of God's Handle so that I could gain more momentum as I pounded her into multiple orgasms.
by C_and_J December 18, 2013
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wet cowboy handkerchief

A sex act named after a life hack cowboys used in the Old West. Cowboys would moisten their handkerchiefs with water, and then tie them around their necks. The moisture would evaporate in the arid clmate, leaving the cowboys cool as a cucumber. The sex act involves one partner urinating on the other, and then cleaning up the mess with a Kleenex. The giving partner then cleans up the mess, plugging the recieving partner's anus with the Kleenex. The Kleenex is left there for "x" amount of days, until the giving partner believes he or she is ready. The giver then removes the Kleenex, leaving the recieving partner's anus a fermented, ammonia-like smell and flavor.
My girl and I were all excited to try the wet cowboy handkerchief, only she kept farted out every piss tissue I shoved up her ass.
by salty cracker June 21, 2017
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plow handles

When a girl has two pony tails to use as hadle to smash sex organs.
Dude I had to grab her by the plow handles for maximum penetration.
by TheYoungChap December 19, 2018
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Umbrella Handle

dude 1: bro guess what
dude 2: what bro?!
dude 1: i totally stuck an umbrella handle up my arse!
by y’alloutherewilin1234 December 19, 2019
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rock hard love handles

no such thing but tha's my excuse when my cell phone falls off of my belt.
Damn, my rock hard love handles knocked my phone off my belt.
by DutchSchultz February 22, 2010
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