haggard

FUcked up beyond all repair

That ho's pussy is so haggard

by j May 13, 2005

hagar town rip

when four guys fuck one girl; two in the front and two in the back. eventually the piece of skin will rip and the 4 dicks will meet in the middle.

i can't sit for 3 weeks because 4 guys just gang raped me and gave me a hagar town rip

by nasty mofo November 28, 2006

Haggard

Out of style.Old.Torn up.

Why do you wear those spandex pants,those things are haggard.

by angie cole January 3, 2006

hagnails

Fucking rotten. Plain and simple.
Origin from hag and toenails combined.

Damn puke and hagnails! That bitch was crucial!

by JBee May 6, 2004

Haggarette

A Cigarette that is haggard. In other words damaged, broken or appears to be in ruff shape because of exsesive partying, water sports, or anything else that would damage a cigarette

jimmy: Hey man you want a smoke?
Timmy: Yeah man but im not touching your godamned haggarettes.

by John Cleveland December 10, 2008

haggardly pilt

Adj; To describe ones state of extreme inebriation.

Matt was so haggardly pilt last night he showed everyone his dick!

by fixerman September 12, 2010

Haggard Meathooks

Loose vag lips you could successfully tie into a knot.

John: "Dude I got my shit tangled up in some nasty chick's haggard meathooks last night"

by drdent October 27, 2010