Harvard Terminology

Harvard Terminology is the convoluted grouping of words, typically in response to an inquiry requiring action, who’s objective is to leave the inquirer with sufficient hope to stifle the inquiry. This fleeting hope is usually followed by confusion and bewilderment regarding the true nature of this cruel response.

Ryland: Hey Stacy, what are you doing tonight? Would you like to go to a movie and grab a bite? Or maybe if you're not doing anything this weekend we could go to the beach. Let me know what works for you.

Stacy: That sounds like fun.

Ryland: I thought I told you to quit using Harvard Terminology on me.

by c0c0puph May 28, 2006

harvard hotdog

before recieving oral pleasures, a man draws, with a black marker, a pair of studious glasses and various math equations on his jack johnson to surprise the pleasure giver.

so did you get your d wet last night?

no...

what? why not? i thought you had it all set up?

i pulled the old harvard hotdog.

classic!

by samuel bissell March 21, 2009

Håvard

A typical Norwegian boys name, usually really handsome guys are called Håvard.

Wow, Håvard is looking pretty fine!

by shiwan March 18, 2017

Håvard

A masculine man with huge muscles and personallity. Often reffered to as the nice version of a jock.

Has he started going to the gym? he looks just like a Håvard.

by THEMANofthemen1234 March 12, 2018

håvard

Often a great science teacher and mentor, often has huge muscles and a tendency to wrestle.

Yes sir Håvard

by Sigwri March 13, 2018

Håvard

Håvard is an Scandinavian name, its also an sex symbol. All håvard's gets so much pussy

Oh damn, he is a Håvard!

by lysklett0208 October 15, 2018

Havard

Better version of Harvard

Have you heard of the school havard?

“ yeah man, it’s better than harvard”

by Oahahaaha August 6, 2019