by Sigwri March 13, 2018
Håvard is an Norwegian name, that has it's root from the age of the vikings. The vikings had slaves and they often referred to them as Håvard. Håvard is nowadays a "slang" name for someone who's extremely gay and is often left alone in public places.
Example of use "That guy over there is such an Håvard, he's been sucking on dicks since he came, but now he's all alone."
by xXCreeperSlayer69Xx March 08, 2018
Håvard is a name from Norway. People named Håvard is often refererd to as ‘’The Håvard’’. This comes from an old folk tale. There was once upon a time created 1 million Håvards in a hidden laboratory. These Håvards were geneticly enhanced with superhuman strenght and intelligence. They often hide their high intelligence with jokes and humor. If you have found a Håvard you are very lucky. They are deeply caring people and are known for being very wise.
by Batman2088 April 15, 2020
Håvard is a Norwegian male name only given to the most intelligent and sexy beings. Every Håvard has mental depression and deep anxiety. However, all the Håvards are extremely handsome, muscular and uber sexy
by GermanLatex.com December 06, 2018
Håvards are very smart people. You can tell by the name, because it's sounds like Harvard. They are most likely blond, strong and tall. They really like electricity. There is only one think they like more than electricity - alcohol
They love to drink, if they could they would be 24/7 drunk. They are also very talented their biggest talent is to open a can of beer the first try and then chug it. They are very rare and shy, but one you gained their trust they might even share their alcohol with you.
Their mating call is: Maaaaneeeeen
They love to drink, if they could they would be 24/7 drunk. They are also very talented their biggest talent is to open a can of beer the first try and then chug it. They are very rare and shy, but one you gained their trust they might even share their alcohol with you.
Their mating call is: Maaaaneeeeen
Håvard: Maaneeen
Boi 1: what was this?
Boi 2: this was the mating call of a free Håvard
Boi 1: oh damn get the camera
Boi 1: what was this?
Boi 2: this was the mating call of a free Håvard
Boi 1: oh damn get the camera
by AlexManeeen August 05, 2018
by shiwan March 18, 2017
his a really great guy, but when you like a Håvard you get distracted and you forget that he probably likes another girl.
but his hugs are amazing and when you’re around him you will look at him once and never look away…lmao
but his hugs are amazing and when you’re around him you will look at him once and never look away…lmao
by TheMITpro February 03, 2022