Headphone Kid 

One of those weird sped retards who have to wear those big dumb noise-cancelling headphones at loud places.

Hey look at that freaky Headphone Kid! Lets dump our milk cartons on his head!

Headphone Kid by zyx. March 11, 2022

Headphone 

A headphone is a phone which you can use for your head, but nowadays people call a thing which you can put on your ears to just listen to something headphones, you can't use these headphones to phone though.

Sony headphone.

Headphone by headphone user May 24, 2013

headphone rape 

1. When you hair looks all kinds of shit after wearing headphones for a couple of hours.

Ex:

Jake: Yo man, what the hell is wrong with your hair?

Greg: Fuckin' headphone rape.

headphone rape by Monarching October 10, 2011

Deadphones 

Unplugged headphones worn for the purpose of listening to those around you, while still remaining autonomous, and apparently unavailable.

My girlfriend wears deadphones on the subway because she likes listening to people, but hates getting hit on by random dudes.

Deadphones by FleurideanFive July 29, 2017

headphone OCD 

A condition where you want the two earphones on a headset on the correct ears. (Left and right)

My ears almost bled because of my headphone OCD! *switches earphones so that left side is on left ear and right side is on right ear*

headphone OCD by TehEndieMC March 22, 2016

headphone 

when a girls breasts are so large they cover your ears during sex

"dude my girlfriend totally headphoned me last night

headphone by zhertbot October 3, 2008

handphones 

when one covers their ears with the palms of there hands to block bad current noises.
headphones, with hands.

when bonnie started singing outta here, i just had to use my handphones

handphones by wizzer jimmy October 2, 2009