Dirty Habal

A dirty habal is when a guy comes up to you, Sticks His foot in your really tight asshole and screams "I HATE BLACK PEOPLE".

Yesterday i gave Your sister a Dirty Habal

by 77wila August 25, 2023

hanal

an occurrence of anal intercourse where the penis is only half-inserted into the anus.

"I didn't have any sex this weekend!"
"Well, you did have some hanal."

by BRE1337 November 1, 2009

halala

Exprime la lassitude d'une manière gentille.
Vise aussi à calmer une déception.

Halala... Tu as encore casser un verre !

- Il n'y aura pas de fête cette année.
- Halala, ce n'est pas grave

by Marbonmb July 10, 2020

Harald

Verb. To Harald
To silently leave a party without saying good bye.

Usually considered quite rude.

-Where's Espen?

-Gone, he just Harald again...

by Cheesenazi November 13, 2013

halal meat

Meat that comes from inhumanely killed animals in accordance with Islam. The process involves a single cut to the animals throat and as result the animal is left to bleed to death. Hygenic methods for preparing and keeping raw meat seem to be abandoned in most cases as the animal is blessed prior to slaughter and therefore appears to make it immune to any contamination. The Farm Animal Welfare Council (FAWC), which advises the government on how to avoid cruelty to livestock, called for Halal meat to be banned in 2003 because the way it is produced causes severe suffering to animals. This plea to bring an end to a cruel and archaic custom caused the Muslim community to argue that is wasn't about the meat but another excuse to attack their way of life and that Halal slaughter is a long established practice. Although hanging was a long established practice in Britain at one time it was banned because we all wish to move away from medieval barbarity and into the 21st century.

Halal meat comes from the inhumane slaughter of animals.

Muslim: 'This is just an another excuse to attack our way of life. This is a long established custom.'

'Oh right. Let's bring back hanging and beheading then, they were long established customs too.'

by jack.t.ripper December 15, 2008

halal pussy juice

1. The finest quality pussy juice on scientific record.
2. The cleanest, most sterile specimen of drippings I've ever tasted. Originates from halal pussy.

1. Damn son, forget crunk juice, i got me some halal pussy juice.
2. YO, that bitch was drippin left and right last night. That shit was straight up HALAL. Fuck the cris, pop the halal pussy.

by sand_nigga January 23, 2005

Aki Hakala

Drummer of Finnish rock band The Rasmus. Amazing talent. Becoming very emoish as of late. Is apparently having a secret love affair with Lauri Ylönen, the singer of The Rasmus, and is there for a Mary Magdalene-like figure in Dynasticism. Also known as Sex With Drumsticks. Used to drum for two other Finnish bands; Killer and Kwan.

Aki Hakala rocks my socks!

by Dynasticist15 February 1, 2006