gaper

when a girl acts like she ain't been fucked in the ass...but she has.

"Fuck me in my virgin ass"..."wow, yer a gaper."

by JefferD December 19, 2004

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guyperbole

Fanciful, hyperbolic exaggeration by a youthful male, usually about chicks, booze or sex.

Cory: How was the frat party, bro?
Floyd: Historic, dude. I drank 47 beers and banged every chick from Gamma Delta Phi.
Cory: Dude, that's some serious guyperbole.
Floyd: Straight up, dude. Those sorority bitches were beggin' for it.
Cory: No way; that's like 30 chicks!
Floyd: 29, but one brought her Mom.
Cory: You did the Mom, too?? No way!
Floyd: Way-way, dude. That freak-bitch couldn't get enough.
Cory: Dude, you are the King of Spank!

by Etymological Gangsta January 16, 2010

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gaper

a fucking fag that knows nothing about skiing and cant ski at all and are total posers that wear all the top brands and go in the park and cut everyone off and fall of the handle tow. Gapers usually take it in the ass everynight and stand on the landing of the jump pissing everyone off or rolls over the jumps and attempts to hit rails but falls and doesnt know how to put their skis back on....Fucking Gapers

Me-Get off the jump
Gaper-How?
Me-get the fuck off the jump!
Gaper-i dont know how kus i like men

by Screaminsemengaper March 23, 2009

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Gaper

Adjective. A male or female who would rather stare at the scenery then ride (ski or snowboard) the hill. Gapers can cause congestion at crucial intersections and sometimes get dealt with accordingly.

"Did you see me spray those gapers with snow back there?"

by Sickter6 February 6, 2013

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