Secret term utilized by males to describe a women possessing a set of very fine breasts coupled with an ass that is also just great. Term is usually used in the presence of a woman with these features without their awareness. Variation: Table gunners (breasts that lay comfortable onto a table being elevated to look larger and more perky; commonly found in a library setting)
Phil: "Dude, look at the gunners and bunners on that chick!"
Luke: "Holy shitto those things are enormous...I think Maniel's trying to walk off a semi."
Luke: "Holy shitto those things are enormous...I think Maniel's trying to walk off a semi."
by PB & LS December 1, 2009
Get the gunners and bunners mug.1) Take an empty 20 oz. bottle of soda (preferably Mountain Dew)
2) Poke a hole in the bottom smaller than the size of your thumb
3) Cover the hole, bitch.
4) Fill bottle with beer. To the top. Bitch.
5) Put foil on open top. Poke holes in it with a fork.
6) Put a hit of weed on foil. Or more.
7) Shotgun the beer while someone lights the weed
8) Take the hit after draining beer.
9) Enjoy it. Bitch.
10) Repeat 1-9
2) Poke a hole in the bottom smaller than the size of your thumb
3) Cover the hole, bitch.
4) Fill bottle with beer. To the top. Bitch.
5) Put foil on open top. Poke holes in it with a fork.
6) Put a hit of weed on foil. Or more.
7) Shotgun the beer while someone lights the weed
8) Take the hit after draining beer.
9) Enjoy it. Bitch.
10) Repeat 1-9
Dude A: Oh my god, I just had 2 Thompson Gunners.
Dude B: You must be fuckeddd up
Dude A: Yeah, my hand won't stay still and I see demons.
Dude B: Thank god for Trev Thompson, UChicago
Dude B: You must be fuckeddd up
Dude A: Yeah, my hand won't stay still and I see demons.
Dude B: Thank god for Trev Thompson, UChicago
by DJKuni January 15, 2010
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by Da Infamous Jspot July 3, 2005
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by Chachi Malachi June 24, 2003
Get the gurneyman mug.A handshake used by Marine Corps soldiers. First invented by Gunnery Sergeant Beatrice Middleton in 1945. Done this way: first, slapping a high five; sliding the hand lower and giving a slightly lower five; closing of fist and tucking the thumb in; then bumping them while saying "Eagle, globe, and anchor"; then as the hand is pulled and shaken and "Away we go!" is said. Also, when the fives are given, "Up high" and "down low" are said as well.
Amos: Hey Sarge, there's a party down in the defac.
Orville: (confused, not knowing what Amos is saying) This crazy thing. What's this hand thing they're doing? Are they trying to show off?
Beatrice: No, it's the Gunny Five. I invented this. Let me show you how.
(Beatrice gives the Gunny Five to Amos. Amos passes the Gunny Five to Orville)
Beatrice: You do it that way, it's easy!
Martha: These men are going crazy. What's with all these fives? I want to learn how.
Beatrice: (demonstrating to Martha) Up high, down low, eagle, globe, and anchor, and away we go!
Martha: (yelling) That's funky. I'm going to have to teach all the soldiers that.
(Orville and Amos wink at each other then look at Martha and give the Gunny Five to Martha)
Orville: (confused, not knowing what Amos is saying) This crazy thing. What's this hand thing they're doing? Are they trying to show off?
Beatrice: No, it's the Gunny Five. I invented this. Let me show you how.
(Beatrice gives the Gunny Five to Amos. Amos passes the Gunny Five to Orville)
Beatrice: You do it that way, it's easy!
Martha: These men are going crazy. What's with all these fives? I want to learn how.
Beatrice: (demonstrating to Martha) Up high, down low, eagle, globe, and anchor, and away we go!
Martha: (yelling) That's funky. I'm going to have to teach all the soldiers that.
(Orville and Amos wink at each other then look at Martha and give the Gunny Five to Martha)
by Dusty's Baby Powder March 18, 2011
Get the Gunny Five mug.One whom sits around at a hospital at the bedside of a patient.
Sitting appearing as to protect the patient.
Protecting the patient like a military guard.
Sitting appearing as to protect the patient.
Protecting the patient like a military guard.
While my wife's mother was in the hospital, her sister sat in the room at her bedside like a gurney soldier.
by DunnerWPB May 28, 2011
Get the gurney soldier mug.bringing into a given conflict situation issues from past conflicts that are more than 99.9% of the time absolutely irrelevant to the present conflict
gunnysacking is the worst possible method of conflict resolution; it can make an argument or conflict less controllable and/or more violent than it needs to be.
by Sexydimma March 21, 2013
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