Guildford

The English, and better way of spelling "Guilford". For some reason just because it has a silent d in it, the American's felt the need to take it out when they named that town near North Carolina... Anyway...
Guildford is a city near Woking, in England... People say Guildford is better, but Woking is now catching up.
Guildford has an impressive cathedral amongst other things, such as a good ice hockey team (or so they say), a fairly good college and just generally good shopping facilities.
It is also a good place to go "emo" spotting... At weekends, you will often find gangs of these so-called emos hanging around at certain places throughout the city. It is a wonderful place to waste time and is often a treat for the eyes! If you're into that sort of thing.

Vanessa: Let's go to Guildford and have a gander at the delectable emo boys...

Me: Ooh, okay!

by Dwergi May 21, 2006

orgasm guilt

The feeling of awful guilt after making a terrible decision while being horny. The orgasm is like a switch that makes you realize that you just totally screwed up

Joe: Dude I totally took this drunk chick home last night!
Fred: Did you have fun?
Joe: It was freakin awesome until I came... then... well..
Fred: Ah... you got orgasm guilt from bangin a drunk chick..

by Parker D May 4, 2008

Guilty Bronco

While your partner is riding in reverse cowgirl position, the partner being ridden surreptitiously sneaks their thumb into the riding partners butt. When they turn around in surprise, the partner being ridden puts his hands up and says "Guilty!"

Susan, "Did you just stick your thumb in my ass?!!!"
Josh, "Guilty!"

Later...Josh to his friends," I actually did it, I gave Susan the Guilty Bronco!"

by GuiltyBronco June 26, 2012

Guiltmas

Guiltmas is used to describe the guilty emotion one feels, specifically around the Christmas/holiday time, when they have failed to do enough giving, sharing joy, caroling, being nice to family & friends, and usually ruined one or more family gatherings. If you have not lived up to the holiday spirit, you definitely understand Guiltmas.

K to sister B: "Mom is still mad because Eli threw up last Christmas and ruined the entire holiday season."
B: "Well she's mad at me, too because I am already ruining Christmas 2016 just because I am getting divorced!"
Karen: "I hate the holidays. Tis the Season, Merry Fucking Guiltmas to all!"

by Funny Moms December 14, 2016

guilt shame

When someone makes you feel shameful about you already feeling guilty.

-Jazzmyne is the worst...she guilt shamed me today for not telling her "Happy Birthday!".

by guiltshamegod September 1, 2019

Guilherme

Hmm ... Guilherme is a good guy, he sometimes looks like a bad boy, also for his actions, but he cares for everyone he knows, the truth is that sometimes he doesn't show the emotions he feels. If give confidence to him, he always tries to be the best to please the person. Always try to be as smart as possible in everything he do, especially because he always try to anticipate what will happen, try to predict things. He is a good football player despite his physical form. Despite everything, he is almost always happy and loves to surprise people. So don't waste time and hurry up ...

Guilherme

by Ueiebsej February 2, 2020

top guilt

Guilt aroused in a top (a homosexual male who performs the active sexual role in anal intercourse) by his reluctance, failure, or inability to bottom (to perform the passive sexual role in anal intercourse). Top guilt is most frequently aroused when a top is confronted by a versatile partner (that is, a homosexual male who performs both the active and passive sexual roles). Also referred to as pitcher's guilt.

Dude, don't give me top guilt. You know I'm a pitcher, not a catcher.

by boobookitty82 June 8, 2010