grunties

Fecal residue left after wiping; specifically, residue that has mixed with sweat, eventually resulting in an itchy sensation.

"Ah, man, I gotta take a shower, or at least go re-wipe. These grunties are driving me crazy!"

by WizardPickle September 29, 2009

grunkin

A generally angry girlfriend. Spends most time with a grumpy look on her face

You're girlfriends a real grunkin. Would it kill her to smile?

by D1g1 June 2, 2016

Grunkie

A chilled out dude who’s always laid back and ready for a good time. Whether it’s a football party, backyard party, or a prom party, he is always the type who will with our hesitation, attend. This type of person may use the term “radical” or “sup” too much, but it’s usually always positive. He also has a typical surfer accent but typically doesn’t go about surfing, instead laying on the couch like it’s a lazy Sunday. All in all, he may be a tad bit lazy or chill, but he means well and generally a type of person The Homies will accept.

A Grunkie: Bruh, like let’s just go to the party, I hear they’re watching football man!
Bob: Seriously? When we have homework due tomorrow? You’re such a Grunkie man!

by BillyBobJoe20 December 26, 2020

Grunkie

A type of chill and laid back dude. He always goes with the flow and is down for whatever. What he is most down for, though, is any and all parties. Whether it is a football party, prom party, or pool party, he will attend and even make the party more lively. Also, they would rather game than do any physical activities. While a bit lazy, Grunkies are a great choice to be accepted into The Homies.

Grunkie: I don’t wanna work out, I’mma just sit here and play Among Us.
Bob: Dude you’re such a Grunkie!

by BillyBobJoe20 December 27, 2020

gruniunate

to make a really disgusting mess.

oh god, you gruniunated all over that animal.

by Noah Tyner March 11, 2004

Gunkie

n. 1. Person not cool enough to pull off mutton chops. 2. Often applied to anyone not cool.

It doesn't matter how many fish tattoos you get, you'll always be a gunkie.

by muttonchop July 29, 2012

garunking

the act of hitting the button to close your garage door, and then running out and bending over at the waist and ducking your head while simultaneously stepping up over the invisible sensors.

I was garunking out of my garage but I was too slow and I hit my fucking head on the door.

by James T. Doe September 30, 2013