Goomba

A fat/ugly girl who appears "attractive" over a social media site's pictures; i.e. Instagram, facebook, myspace, etc, and is ugly or doesn't look anything like the picture in real person.

Ian: Samira looked HOT on her profile picture on Facebook, but when I met her yesterday, she was a fat goomba dude!
Jesse: You gotta watch out for those goombas man! They're everywhere playing tricks on us n' shit.

by iButteryassmondays October 4, 2012

Goomba Stomp

A masochistic sex act that involves a man laying down and his sexual partner jumping up and stomping on his crotch with both feet like Mario stomping on a goomba.

I knew he was into S&M stuff, but I couldn't believe it when he asked me to goomba stomp him!

by MiniMega May 24, 2011

Goomba

Some who is with you, but no one really wants him/her to be there.

Chase! Your such a goomba, no one likes you. Leave.

by Microwavable Jew July 1, 2009

Goombah

A 'sister'. A close friend, who has become so via the internet, that is basically like family.

Someone who means a helluva lot to another.

"Say, Lora, who's your Goombah?"

"Why, my Goombah is Clare."

:)

by PoisonedHope June 15, 2005

goomba scum

Goomba Scum is used to define someone who takes someone else's significant other

Allen you took my girl! You're such goomba scum !

by Jason18989 June 6, 2016

Goomba

Complete goober

David is a goomba.

by Savage maiden August 6, 2016

Goomba

Davey Gringle

Davey Gringle is a goomba.

by JonsMomAndDad August 9, 2017