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Girth Rod

It’s basically a penis, it’s both wide and long. It can also be a name for a big blue back roller, or it can be the names of tigers. It’s an inside joke not recommended for kids under the age of 9.
Eaton wants to use Lucy’s girth rod to penetrate Josh, even though Josh doesn’t want it for that, he just wants to roll out his back.
by Bonquiqui and D-Qwon June 28, 2018
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Girth

“Yeah my gf always talks abt her exes girth”
You should break up with her bro
by ZDaddy ZDaddy March 23, 2022
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Daniel Girth

Daniel is the pinnacle of an alpha male. With large bulging biceps and dark luscious hair, he is easily one of the most attractive men to walk the planet. Immensely intelligent, he was able to discover the truth... that there is no spoon and that we do indeed live in a simulation, controlled by AI far beyond our current technology. He lives each day questioning his own reality and walking the line between fate and free will. And if the legends are true, they say he once clapped his balls so hard, he wiped out the universe and restored it to a previous version of The Matrix...
Joe Mum: I wish Daniel Girth was my fella...
by saint_jon February 6, 2022
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Girth Master

When a femal message a man
"Isn't this a huge dick"

And guy responds meh I guess
She says " are you fucking stupid, it's so massive and sexy."
He says oh ya it is huge.

They he jerks of to the entire SAGA of girth master.

He asks you to shove your fingers down his throat and gently slap him...
He persists and yells harder bitch.
Then she punches him in the face while driving his throat and shuving her fingers 9 inches done his throat and giving him a busted bleeding black eye. Because he is the THROAT GOAT.

OHHHH JEEEEZ HE MOANS WHILE SQUATING A CUMING AGAINS A WALL...
Girth master got me so hot I can't contain myself against that wall....not punch me bitch ....ohhhhh jeeeez.

Free diddy.
by Currently fucking a man October 23, 2024
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Girth check

1) a request for your bro to examine your girth to make sure it's sufficient

2) an emergency request for you bro to thoroughly examine your cock to make sure it has not decreased in size, especially the girth department
Hey Giancarlo, can I get a girth check? I'm worried I'm not as girthy as I should be!!
by Jarhominid766 October 9, 2025
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Girth maxing

The act of squeezing your fat juicy veiny cock causing the blood to expand and making it appear bigger, if continued it would cause the penis to grown larger but be warned if continued the girth max monster will come and slaughter everyone you know and loved to the fact of ur cock being larger
Joshua “I was just girth maxing
Thomas “I can tell”
by Goin master November 5, 2025
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Girth maxed

When a male enters a vagina too small and it causes severe tearing of it’s inner walls
Did you hear that Johnny Girth Maxed Claire?
by Theedger November 6, 2025
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