What exactly is happening right now. What am I seeing exactly. Well it seems as though it's a back with legs. What? Well there is no ass at all, so there is only his back attached to legs that walk. So it's a walking back Seem as though that's what it is. A no ass with back and legs. Well what's the other side look like....a large protruding stomach as if he is pregnant. So, wait let me get this right....he has no ass only a back with legs and a pregnate stomach? Yep, what a sight to see. But, wait I'm not finnished have you seen the top? No, what is it? It's a mangled grill....huh? It is a bunch of teeth mangled and rotten black. Man I can not imagine what is below....I'm not sure either it was to small to see. I can only imagine how a woman would sleep with him....it would be like riding a pregnant woman . Omg did you really go there. Yes, I did.
What is a geoffery?
The definition of Geoffrey is a pregnant back with legs and is really a woman with a mangled grill.
The definition of Geoffrey is a pregnant back with legs and is really a woman with a mangled grill.
by Swingerboy99 July 21, 2019
Get the Geoffery mug.1. To get aroused over rocks.
2. To be unable to get an erection unless there are rocks, or images of rocks, present.
2. To be unable to get an erection unless there are rocks, or images of rocks, present.
by ~MoneyBagz~ January 13, 2009
Get the Geofantasy mug.i think someone once told me a Geoff is a pirate oppossum with 6 legs that is a crew member of most serpentine space vessels. They're astrophysicists most of the time...but not usually. They have a diet of mostly girraffe eggs and rhinocerous bladders and are none too pleasant to speak with if you just happen to be a fucking dumbass...they eat those bagels heads like licorice...chocolate licorice.
by BeAverHed July 23, 2008
Get the Geoff mug.by hitlerlover88 July 24, 2004
Get the geoffin mug.A tall, lanky, ugly, skinny, druggy crackhead. It's one thing to see him, it's another to see him open his mouth. Man oh man. Dude got beat with the ugly stick....twice. I cant figure out what is going on. No ass. Protruding stomach....is he pregnant? Busted teeth. I mean busted. Not only busted, but rotten. Rotten,busted, ugly ass, no ass, skinny, lanky druggy. Sells drugs to make friends. Only reason anyone speaks to him is to buy drugs. What a pathetic way to live. What a pathetic way to look, I mean daaaamn.
by Swingerboy99 July 23, 2019
Get the Geoffery mug.noun. A disproportional or abnormally large abdomen (i.e. stomach, belly, gut, tummy, pooch, bread basket, paunch, spare tire, etc.) that can be misinterpreted or has at some point been misconstrued as a mid-late term pregnancy.
pronoun. A playful name given to a persons abdomen as described above, as if it was a separate entity or living thing.
pronoun. A playful name given to a persons abdomen as described above, as if it was a separate entity or living thing.
noun- "I really have to start working out and eating better, because I'm starting to get a Geoffrey."
pronoun- "Hey babe, when are we going to eat? It's time to feed Geoffrey!"
pronoun- "Hey babe, when are we going to eat? It's time to feed Geoffrey!"
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