genital tango

When two consenting adults allow their private parts to dirty dance like Patrick Swayzee because it takes two.

via Khleo Thomas

May I have this genital tango

by vsbaby October 16, 2020

Genital Herpes

A sexually transmitted disease:The virus breaks out with excruciating stinging, and burning; It affects the nerves, a node near your genitals will be swollen, your body aches, and you feel really tired during the breakout, which lasts 5-8 days. The first 3 years you have the virus, the breakouts are every 10 months; After 10 years they are every 2-3 years and so on as the years go by the virus erupts less and less, to where you think you don't have it. I've noticed breakout when I am really stressed out, overworked, vitamin deficient, or when certain people who have bad intentions are near me. The little known fact is that a person who carries Genital Herpes virus is contagious 2 days BEFORE they even have a breakout and ironically feel extremely horny during that contagion. Contrary to popular beliefs, genital herpes cannot be spread from genitals to mouth, mouth to genitals - that's why it's called GENITAL Herpes. Mouth is a different type of herpes - the cold sore. The fact that this is the only virus that can't be cured is proof that EVERYONE has some sort of Herpes virus in their bodies: shingles, hives, psoriasis, cold sores, chicken pox, boils, rosacea, etc. It's a shame to have genital herpes, but the virus can actually live on a toilet seat for 2-4 hours, on doctor's exam instruments for 18 hours, and on cotton gauze for 72 hours. Herpes in the latin/Greek languages mean Creeping, from Herpein to Creep.

Every 3 years I break out with Genital Herpes for about a week.
You CANNOT get Genital Herpes by shaking hands!

by DeepThrowWitDancer March 13, 2022

Geniotic

A combination of genius and idiotic that describes an idea or action that initially seems to lack intelligence but actually turns out to be an effective idea/action.

When you taped that fan to your computer, I thought that was a geniotic idea!

by Ecwonox November 20, 2017

Genious

Theoretically the opposite of ingenious, cascading into non-genius.

"I'm genious"
"That's the opposite of genius LOL"

by SpeedoThreeSixty December 21, 2020

genitals

The things that hurt when you kick them.

"Ow, youjust kicked my genitals, and now they really really hurt!" "My genitals itch!"

by Santa November 11, 2002

genious

How stupid people spell the word genius

Tom: Michael, you are a fucking idiot

Michael: No, I'm a genious, you retard

Tom: It's spelt G-E-N-I-U-S...SO WHO'S THE RETARD NOW

Michael: whatever, I'm still a genious

Tom: If by Genious, you mean retard, than you would be correct

Michael: Your retarted

Tom: you can't even spell retarded right, you moron. And it's You're, not Your. Your is possessive.

by My Name Is Hugh...Mungus September 16, 2012

genitosis

1.(noun) Bad breath of the genitals. 2. (noun) when one's breath smells like genitals.

You have genitosis you foul bastard.

by Mickey May 23, 2006