taint gnats

Taint gnats are similar to the female poon gnats. Theyre equally as annoying, but the only difference is that they prefer not to swarm around the female nether region...these particular little gnats seem to prefer the male-friendly taint. See also Poon Gnats.

As the dog ran by on the hot summer evening, I prayed his taint gnats wouldnt take a pit stop near my sweet tea.

by JBMX81 January 7, 2011

gnats pisser

used to discribe a "tight" person, can be used in terms of money and poker.

berto was as tight as a gnats pisser!

alec was playing as tight as a gnats pisser!

by Rosstipher October 20, 2005

gnats ass

perfect, exact, right on the money

Jon measured the wall and told me it was gnats ass!

by Genofam January 20, 2009

Gnats knob

Smallest unit of measurement known to man

I was a gnats knob away from catching that fucker who nicked my horse box

by Muddy Trump April 2, 2011

Snatch Gnats

The overwhelming presence of gnats due to the odor permeating from one's snatch.

One: These gnats are fucking annoying.
Two: Close your fucking legs, Suzanne.
One: I hate snatch gnats.
Three: I don't have snatch gnats!

by McWally September 28, 2011

GNATSTI

Acronym for Graphical Network Address Translation Tool for Security Information. A tool that analyzes a NAT table and displays information about current connections in a graphical format, bringing attention to possible security breaches like non-standard ports, connections to terrorist countries, etc.

Dude, I was using GNATSTI and saw that my computer was communicating with China over TCP port 6667; I think I'm part of a bot-net.

by GeorgePBurdell October 10, 2006

gnatape

cadastral man crazy about her wonderful brunette colleague

man in love

by mjal June 9, 2004