It's Germ-x

A way to inform someone that a liquid on a table is just hand sanitizer. (Not to be confused with the phrase "you're an idiot")

A pregnant woman offers someone a towel to clean up " whatever is on the table." Someone else harmlessly replies: "It's Germ-x," and then gets sent to vice principal's office, where he is then sent to ISD for the rest of the day.

by Innocence. February 15, 2019

sperm germ

A sexually transmitted disease that is carried, delivered, or spread by the male species. (Examples; HIV, herpes, syphilis, gonorrhea)

Suzy: My vagina is very itchy and it hurts.
Jane: Is it a yeast infection?
Suzy: I met Bob at last weeks rave. We had sex twice, but I think he gave me a SPERM GERM.
Jane: Oh no! You better see a doctor.

by MuscleNuts December 06, 2012

smack germ

When a person gives oral sex with cold sores

Kenny asked if she was given him smack germ

by Tire shop tony May 20, 2022

Germ

Germ (guh, erm). You say it after a serious sentence to uplift the mood.

P1: "How are you germ?"
P2: "I'm okay, kinda sad germ"

by Penguino0607 May 18, 2024

Germ sex

Some who has sex when there corona

Aidan did germ sex last night and he is now dead. Germ sex.

by Aidan their September 04, 2020

Germ Donor

Someone who sneezes proudly and without protection.

Frank: Aatchoooo-ah!
Jim: Well thank you Germ Donor.

by peterbruce01 January 07, 2009

Germ martyr

Someone who shows up to work as a sacrifice while sick but shared his sickness with everyone else

David is being a germ martyr today but it’s only going to make us all sick AF

by Kittykiacz December 12, 2018