funeral for a friend

One of the best fucking bands to come out of the welsh music underground ever. joined kick ass tour with iron maiden and their latest album, casually dressed and deep in conversation was the best 50 mins in my life

Funeral For A Friend are kick ass, and all you metallers who think they suck are absolute bastards who wouldnt know good music if it went around biting people on the nose

by Ravenlord April 23, 2004

Funeral Fibs

Exaggerated compliments people make about a person who has just died. He may have been a horrible person in life, but you can bet that almost everyone will have great things to say about this person as he lies in his coffin.

"Yes, Joe was killed in the act of trying to rob a bank; yes, he was armed, and threatened to kill the teller; but just think what a good son he was to his mom! Remember how he went out on a snowy night to get her cold medicine? Joe will really be missed for the kind things he did."

"Yes, Joe always meant well. He just wanted the money to buy a birthday present for his grandma. What a caring young man he was".

Thoughts of the minister who is about to deliver the eulogy: "Boy, I've never heard such Funeral Fibs in my life!"

by SensualOne March 28, 2012

Nigga Funeral

7 days of drinking, BBQing and neglecting all responsibility, all in honor of the some dead nigga.

nigga 1: Yo bro, I guess we need to finally get this job finished with.

nigga 2: Naw man, my cousin's step dady's half brothers's ex sister in law's baby's dady just got tased to death. We got a nigga funeral to go to.

by NWA2290 October 24, 2010

Fudderwhacking

“Fudderwhacking is very dangerous and you should only do it once a month and in the privacy of your own home with doctors permission”. - Johnny Depp

the Mad Hatter is a serious fudderwhacking nerd ;)

by fudderwhacker March 7, 2010

funeral

A very sad ceremony if dead person was your friend. It's something really unbelievable. Some says it's pointless but if you want to be with your friend untill the last minute it's very important to be there.

Funeral is the ceremony filled with real pain and fake sympathy.

by shaxx May 9, 2006

funderful

adjective to describe something that is at once both wonderful and fun.

"i'm so excited for this tour, it's going to be funderful"

by barcosbarcos April 21, 2004

fender bender

small, harmless accident that does nothing but bend the fender, hence the name.

the faggot that backed into me in the parking lot wanted to sue over a fender bender.

by McCheesy November 1, 2003