Fucktic

A word used by Discord and IFunny user Keith. This word means something that is a mix of stressfulness and intensity. Similar to the word Fuck Feast.

Keith: God this match is very fucktic

Friend: What?

Keith: ITS FUCKTIC YOU BITCH, STOP SUCKING SO MUCH.

*Keith has a Stress Induced Stroke*

by Zadist November 15, 2018

Fucktional

Being a functional clusterfuck.

Being fucked up but functional.

Strangely, he's more functional when he's fucked up... so he's fucktional.

I got fucked up but but things all worked out because I'm a fucktional adult.

Suzy is a disaster, but she's still functional ....because she's fucktional.

I'm not functional... I'm fucktional.

by Ticky Ty December 30, 2018

fucktional

The ability for a person / organisation to give one or more "fucks" about something.

Related terms: nonfucktional, dysfucktional

"I'm feeling fairly fucktional today about work."

by Fender_Oz September 22, 2019

Fucktion

When you’re too fucked to function you just can’t fucktion

“Man too many drugs in so little time I can barely fucktion anymore”

by Fatherritz January 23, 2020

Fucktion

The function of fucking

My girlfriend taught me how to fucktion properly.

by Marie Hitler April 29, 2020

fucktittery

A word used to describe the effects of many things having gone consecutively wrong. In particular regards to a sense of giving up or slight humour.

Also when someone has been continuously behaving badly. Can replace the world shenanigans.

If she didn't laugh at the fucktittery of it all she'd have cried.

Jon was up to his usual fucktittery.

by Lzebe December 23, 2020

Fucktion

Have to fuck to function

I must fucktion to start my day.

by #AllDayNinja January 9, 2021