frustrabate

when you're expecting sexy time that never comes, you have to then go frustrabate your anticiparection away

Wait, you're on your period?

Yeah, it's shitty.

Well I gotta go frustrabate this situation away. Be right back.

by DatOneDudeNobodyKnows April 20, 2018

Frusterbating

The act of Masturbating with the sole purpose of relieving one's self of "Blue Balls."

"I got stuck Frusterbating after my date on the weekend."

by Thatfbtho March 5, 2019

Flusterbated

I.E. mad masterbation

I flusterbated because I was upset with my partner.

by Team FUKU November 1, 2020

Fisturbate

v. A variant of fisting in which you wank yourself inside a partner’s orifice as you’re fisting. Chiefly a gay anal sex practice involving the motion simultaneously stimulating the fistee’s prostate, but can also be vaginal.

“Fisting Robin was getting me harder and hornier, so I slipped it in and fisturbated”

“I want you to fisturbate and then punch your spooge deep inside me”

by NYCBill July 14, 2021

frustrated mordy

When it takes you 40 minutes to complete a simple task because website and UX issues, a new meme is born.

My SEO said I need to be careful of a duplicate content penalty.
All SEO’s respond back with Frustrated Mordy Meme

by keyserholiday August 7, 2021

fasturbater

Someone who jerks off so fast that the dick flies off and exlpodes.

Gary jerked Bill off so hard his dick flew off and exploded in Tammy's face. Just another victim of the fasturbater.

by Slime Girl August 10, 2021

Frustrated

What the average person feels like these days.

If the frustrated folks were really the minority as some entities try to tell them they are, they wouldn't be average, average being just about everybody or almost everybody, with those that don't seem to ever be frustrated about anything nowadays questionable.

by The Original Agahnim November 17, 2021