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Definitions by DatOneDudeNobodyKnows

fishing in public

When you shamelessly post your dating profile picture on social media to find some bites.
"Omg that looks like your tinder pic. You had that on your Instagram?!"

"Yeah, I'm fishing in public. So what?"

participation trophy wife

Looking like a real participation trophy wife over there like Wish.com made a GreatValue brand

Shrimp Hotdog 

A term for saying someone has some serious Little Dick Energy for a variety of characteristics including obvious attempts to compensate for having a Micro.
"Did you see that guy's truck? It was a Ram 3500 with a 12" lift."
"Yeah, dude is a real shrimp hotdog."

frustrabate 

when you're expecting sexy time that never comes, you have to then go frustrabate your anticiparection away
Wait, you're on your period?

Yeah, it's shitty.

Well I gotta go frustrabate this situation away. Be right back.