Perjury in written form

A written document / pleading expressing lie to a family, friend, official, government agency, etc.

To commit an act of perjury in written form one must approach a police station and falsely file a report about another.

To make it a double act of perjury in written form one must commit the above, offense #1, then file a declaration to the Superior Court based on the falsely filed police report, twist up the lie and add some more lies but not enough that you think anyone will catch on. Matthew S. 02091884

by Almaden June 8, 2023

worst form of balls

crusty, wrinkly, hairy, 90-year-old grandfather balls

If something sucks, you say "THAT SUCKS BALLS!"
If something REALLY sucks, you say "THAT SUCKS THE WORST FORM OF BALLS!!"

by afdoherty June 17, 2010

non-habit-forming

A much-overused term that promises that a certain product or procedure will never result in the participant's feeling the overwhelming need to become a nun. This assurance is actually a bunch of BS, of course, since everyone is different --- so there is actually no way whatsoever of knowing for sure what effect something will have on a particular individual.

Beware of miracle-cure ads with money-back guarantees and assurances that the product/service is "non-habit-forming"... read the fine print... in the section where it specifies what types of mailing-addresses they'll accept, see if it says, "We do not ship to P.O. boxes or convents", indicating that they will refuse to mail you a refund if you have moved in with the Sisters of Mercy. :P

by QuacksO September 27, 2017

Final Form Doggo

The last and most final form of the dog, usually comes in the appearance of Gabe the Dog, with barking and yapping in a similiar aspect. Very rare to happen, but it requires a lot of time.

That dog is transforming.... into the fabled Final Form Doggo!!!

by sirdraxTM November 28, 2016

Leyton sixth form

This college is for all the dead tings in east London + all the slags. it’s full of set 8s eho open their pussy for every mandem they see!!

leyton sixth form is for slags

by shush don’t worry November 28, 2021

Not my final form

When a internet spammer or a annoying person in real life dosent stop and is not done with annoying you/ spamming and is ready to go the extreme god damn level

Jim: you suck at Black ops, you do t know how to play

Jack: stop, leave me alone

Jim: this is not my final form

by Woodslasher_oof November 17, 2017

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