Foofer

Person with lack of intrest.
No intelligence what so ever.

Talks to himself/herself in 3rd person point of view.

Look at George hes such a fuckin foofer

by synonomous May 17, 2009

Foover

When someone always "sucks" the fun out of a situation.

- can turn any enjoyable time into an unfortunate happening.

Hoover Vacuum + Fun = Foover (sucking of fun)

Goerge: "Dude theres a party with like 27 girls and like 4 guys at my friends house we should really go!!"
Bill: "ok man.. i dont have a ride so pick me up at like 10"
Joe (Foover): "no guys, that is unsafe, we should really stay home tonight."

by billJH April 19, 2008

fooer

A gay kid who shoves tennis balls up his butt

My friend Sam is a fooer

by Mangowarrior January 12, 2018

header footer

To headshot someone in the video game series "Halo tm."

"Holy shit I just fucking header footered that assclasp"
See assclasp.

by Apeshit monkey June 14, 2008

tom foolery

Cockney rhyming slang for 'jewelry'. Often shortened to just 'tom'.

"Seems like the victim had some tom foolery taken as well..."

by splatharri February 14, 2013

Fifty-footer

Someone who looks really attractive from 50 feet away. Closer examination reveals ...

No way, that dood from the club was a total fifty-footer!

by moi October 15, 2003

Flooper

A socially awkward dork, who doesn't bathe, do laundry, brush their teeth or use deoderant. They typically wear gaming clothes and can be found in front of a laptop or xbox, while gaming with other "floopers."

They are solitary creatures, but can travel in packs and are easily offended when you mock their stupid Japanese music that they listen to on their iPods.

They are are typically virgins, and will remain that way unless the planets align or someone with low self esteem chooses to mate with them.

Dude, I saw a flooper at GameStop. He was buying the new World of Warcraft game. He smelled like B.O.and Mountain Dew. He had a fanny pack to.

I was at the library and saw some floopers playing "Magic." They looked so pathetic.

by Sukmyshoe August 25, 2014