frequent flyer miles to hell

response to 'jesus freak' and/or 'orthodox' christian

indicating you just MAY have already been to hell numerous times!!! (ie: experienced some bad/rough times in this life) -usually quiets a 'rabid dog'!!

yeah, we'll i've already GOT frequent flyer miles to hell!!

you can't scare me! i've got frequent flyer miles to hell!!

by michael foolsley December 14, 2009

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Frequent Flyer Mile Program

When your friends know, that no matter where you are going that night, you will be getting laid. Similar to a the program given by airlines, you gain points for frequent flights. Therefore, frequent sexual conquests amount to higher status in the flyer mile program. Points may be redeemed for high fives and free beers at the bar.

Dude, you seriously have to let me join your frequent flyer mile program. Im not even in the club anymore. If I get you a drink, will you let me borrow your card, so I can get some points racked up." "No way man, these points are non-transferable. You gotta earn your way bro.

by superfresh_ska-tee January 11, 2011

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Holy shit! I nearly got killed the other night by a tire flyer!

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Flybernate

A specific type of sleep for air travel that occurs from the time you board a plane until you land.

Also: flybernation - the act of sleeping from the time you board the plane until you land.

person a: "How was your flight?"

person b: "No clue. I decided to flybernate since I hate flying."

by OMGR8US January 26, 2011

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