floor job

When you find a crack or whole in the ground and you fuck it

Dang! I just got a splinter from my floor job!

by Mvplewis3 August 6, 2017

hard wood floors

a completely shaved pussy

Do the curtains match the carpet?
I have hard wood floors.

by Jims friend November 26, 2007

floodjizz

noun; a rush of semen that no levee can withhold; typically produced by males after a prolonged period of abstinence or failure.

1) Who would have thought that floodjizz wasn't covered by her homeowner's policy? 2) My floodjizz led to a lot of stray dogs.

by Nosiay November 17, 2011

floor weed

Burnt weed that is usually flung or dumped out of your bowl once you've finished it. Usually searched for and smoked in times of dire need of weed.

Bro I ran out of weed so I went in my closet and found some floor weed.

by eZaF May 24, 2016

floopdoodle

Highly intelligent chad

Guy: Dude look at that floopdoodle
Guy 2: That smart looking hotie?
Guy: Yeah

by Ultrachad420 June 5, 2020

Third-floored

One is third floored when one hears exactly the wrong part of another's conversation.

Person 1-"Hot chocolate is really good, it's like angel blood."

Person 2 hears only "ANGEL BLOOD!"

Person 2 is third-floored

by The saltsman & Hollandaise December 8, 2009

Party Floor

The state in which any floor has a sticky unknown coating that causes the shoes to stick to it. Typically caused from spilt, stale beer or mixed drinks.

"Wow, you must have had a raging party last night because you're kitchen has some pretty mean party floor going on!"

by Mechanical Escape January 6, 2013